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September 23, 2014

YIKES

Deputies: Woman assaulted boyfriend, smeared fake blood on herself

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You know the state.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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She's a witch! Just look into her blood-red eyes!

Her life is an adventure, so let's stand back, far back, and watch.

Witch, or something that rhymes with that, Right PB?

Well, WireDog, I'm a polite PirateBoy ;)

I would stay off Ms. Scary Eyes's lawn.

When arrested, she was humming 'Black Magic Women'

Maybe she looks better naked.

Guys, she's still single!

I'm pretty sure I dated her in college.

When your university professor warns you not to date her, claiming she has "serious issues", here is a hint: believe what you are hearing!

No doubt that's her kind of foreplay.

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