WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
Naked Couple Found Having "Intimate Relations" in Richmond District Dumpster
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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September 27, 2014
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Ha, gee how cool can that be
Posted by: Theresa | September 27, 2014 at 08:44 AM
How can one be nekkid and have narcotics paraphernalia on one at the same time?
I shoulda been a lawyer.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | September 27, 2014 at 08:54 AM
...police responded only to find that the naked male had narcotics paraphernalia on him...
Than you for not detailing where they were found. I don't need that image first thing in the morning.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 27, 2014 at 08:57 AM
Reminds me an episode of Futurama and dr.Zoidberg.
Posted by: kolo | September 27, 2014 at 09:01 AM
eww
The man was booked into San Francisco County Jail for multiple charges, including probation violation.
Presumably they hosed him down first.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 27, 2014 at 09:37 AM
"Dumpster Romance" wbagnfarb...
Posted by: padraig | September 27, 2014 at 10:13 AM
Room with a p.u.
Posted by: Clankie | September 27, 2014 at 12:16 PM
Why can't it be like the old days when young 'uns grabbed a bottle of cheap wine, climbed over the fence at the community pool, had a skinny dip and, you know ...? Oh for the days before security cameras.
Naturally, I used to read about this stuff in the local paper. What?
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | September 27, 2014 at 12:27 PM
I bet Rogers and Hammerstein could make a great musical about this story. "Shall we muck....(shall we dance )".
Posted by: LeDud | September 27, 2014 at 03:42 PM
"Folks always said they was trash ...."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | September 27, 2014 at 07:46 PM
These are the stories that make a reporter question their relevance in the world.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | September 27, 2014 at 09:40 PM
It's their new composting initiative.
Posted by: OldPhil | September 28, 2014 at 05:59 PM
Please don't make this into a Reality show...
Posted by: Daisy | September 29, 2014 at 02:24 PM