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Posted by: ligirl | September 26, 2014 at 09:32 AM
Inadvertent Rodenticide wbagnfa punk band.
Posted by: wiredog | September 26, 2014 at 09:55 AM
key quote:
"The groundhog tumbled headlong to the ground, a long descent from the anus of a 6-foot-6 mayor. She did not stick the landing..."
at least that's how i read it.
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | September 26, 2014 at 10:07 AM
Speaking as the husband of a farm owner, a groundhog's most endearing trait is that if you shoot at one and miss, it will run to hide behind something.
Then, it will stand up to its full height to look for whatever made that "bang".
This is an amazingly unwise behavior.
Posted by: Steve | September 26, 2014 at 10:24 AM
Why can't they just SHARE the ground?
Posted by: Albert the Alligator | September 26, 2014 at 11:08 AM
How much wood did it chuck?
Posted by: Albert the Alligator | September 26, 2014 at 11:08 AM
If it would or even could chuck wood?
Posted by: Tex | September 26, 2014 at 11:36 AM
Well, it is the paper of record.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2014 at 11:48 AM
The medical examiner has concluded that her death was not directly related to the incident with mayor.
Let's look at the facts:
1) Sometimes in places like Riker's Island, prisoners suffer internal injuries from falling up and down the stairs a few times.
2) She was locked up at the time she sustained her internal injuries.
3) Mayor Di Blasio is an Italian-American politician from NYC.
4) She made the mayor look bad with the incident.
The reader can draw their own conclusions about what happened.
Posted by: max | September 26, 2014 at 01:27 PM
Restores my faith in American
journalismpropaganda....
Posted by: funny man | September 26, 2014 at 01:48 PM
And Al Sharpton does nothing.
Posted by: Clankie | September 26, 2014 at 02:57 PM
So if Humpty Dumpty sees his shadow . . .
Posted by: Bob | September 26, 2014 at 03:07 PM
The groundhog dumped De Blasio on his head.
Posted by: Clankie | September 26, 2014 at 05:36 PM
The poor thing probably jumped to get out of the creep's arms.
Posted by: Mikey123 | September 26, 2014 at 05:54 PM
Bill Murray is going to be so pissed.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | September 26, 2014 at 08:50 PM
I was going to type "GroundHogGateMySister", but it just doesn't look right.
But "Carnivorous GroundHogs" is a *great* name for my next band!
Posted by: PirateBoy, the Next Guitar god | September 26, 2014 at 10:27 PM
A city of Thinkers.
Posted by: @OzzieDollar | September 26, 2014 at 11:39 PM
And just what were the squirrels doing during this incident?
Posted by: Imnotdave | September 27, 2014 at 06:51 AM
laughing?
Posted by: klezmerphan | September 27, 2014 at 07:07 AM
"I have a great idea. Let's set up a photo op with the mayor and some cute furry animal from the zoo. What could possibly go wrong?"
A couple of days later:
"Here's a banker's box for the stuff from your desk."
Posted by: Ernie G | September 27, 2014 at 09:56 AM
*Snork" PirateBoy.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | September 28, 2014 at 05:20 AM
"New rules would keep mayors and groundhogs from coming into contact every February."
Well, it's ABOUT TIME!
Posted by: Guin | September 28, 2014 at 06:28 PM