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September 24, 2014

TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

Two suspects were arrested in connection with a BB gun shooting at the  McDonald's restaurant in Anderson.  Police said they were disgruntled because ketchup was not included in their order.

(Thanks to Mike)

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Craziness in people

Hold the pickle,
Hold the lettuce,
Your BB guns,
They don't upset us.
All we ask is that you let them take you away...

Usually any burger I get from McD's is swimming in ketchup.

I'm sure their parents are proud.

In the days of "Stand Your Ground" these two desperadoes carry, and use, a BB gun?
Can we hope, at least, that they have not reproduced?
After all, Saint Darwin is smiling down from somewhere.

Another reason to avoid the Golden Arches.

Looks like with a criminal record in that state, it's harder to get an actual gun.

If they'd gotten mustard, it would have escalated to Nerf.

Are we sure this incident wasn't really about refrigerating ketchup?

"Police said they were disgruntled because ketchup was not included in their order."

The victims were lucky the police only used their BB guns!

#ambiguity

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