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Banner year for 'giant's penis'
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September 30, 2014
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It is rather different but certain words always make a headline. Penis, butt, boobs. Everyone thinks of this all of the time
Posted by: Theresa | September 30, 2014 at 09:30 AM
I guess they used 'Miracle Grow'
Posted by: JG | September 30, 2014 at 10:11 AM
oh, i dunno - eli's only 2-2 this season
Posted by: ligirl | September 30, 2014 at 10:17 AM
I have friends who call that foreplay.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | September 30, 2014 at 10:50 AM
Yeah, but in the real world no one calls it anything but corpseflower. Nice headline but sometimes a flower is only a flower.
Posted by: Dr. Freud | September 30, 2014 at 10:52 AM
I wonder if the plant responded to one of those spam emails. I know they're a scam, but sometimes I'm tempted.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | September 30, 2014 at 12:02 PM
Girl, you MUST be from LI! Thanks-- now I have to mop coffee off my pants.
Posted by: MazarLarry | September 30, 2014 at 12:30 PM
Banner year for the Giant's wife, too?
Posted by: OldPhil | September 30, 2014 at 12:37 PM