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September 25, 2014

THE INTERNET:

It knows everything.

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If their heads of research, development and stupid ideas find out, M$ would offer $44 billion for a site like that.

On the contrary, http://www.answers.com/Q/Do_platypuses_have_belly_buttons

It's the ones with jewels in their bellybuttons that I can't stand.

If you're into that kind of thing. Me? I'm more of a leg man so manatees don't do anything for me.

Thank you so much. I've been worrying myself sick about this for months.

Don't you need a belly for a belly button?

I told my grandson I was going to unbutton his belly button and his stomach would fall off.
He was three, then, and sooo gullible.

I've always wondered why alligators don't eat all the manitees ? And their bellybuttons.

All placental animals have belly buttons.

No charge.

Mikey123, didn't Placental Animals open for Herman's Hermits?

Steve we told my son that if he pushed his belly button too hard his legs would fall off. Not only did he believe us he got very upset when it found out it didn't work. I worried about him a lot when he was a kid.

Steve & nursecindy: It's a little more complicated. You have to unbutton the bellybutton, then remove the golden screw underneath.

Then your ass falls off.

Oh, Ralph, I lost my ass years ago.
No, wait. It was my MIND.
Knew I lost something.

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