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September 24, 2014


Driver hands officer a joint instead of license

(Thanks to Marie)


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I know there's a right to remain silent, but passing to the next person is a really important part of the social fabric.

Joint custody?

"There is nobody so honest as a convicted criminal who has no legal appeal."

This almost never works.

nursecindy told me.

Police Officer: "How high are you?"
Stoner: Hi, how are you?

. . . what ?

"Can I see your license."

"It's on the bumper, man."

Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
Pedro: Whuut?
Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
Pedro: Oh yeah, I got the bullshit back here man...
[gets license with great difficulty]
Pedro: Hey I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother!

I'm sure it's worked for someone.

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