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September 04, 2014

SPEAKING OF BRILLIANT

Maryland high school grounds crew mows artificial turf football field with lawn mower, website reports

(Thanks to Andrew Mendez)

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This high school has a grounds crew?

I clicked through to the SI story... and outbrain had two links to scary-awkward family photos.

That astroturf was asking for it.

You have to believe in your checklist.

Many summer landscapers are foreigners with H2B temporary work permits. They don't speak English and may not be familiar with the strange concept of "artificial" grass. Someone told them to mow it regularly, so they did.

Buy a big, bright, green, pleasure machine
You better hurry up and order one
Our limited supply is very nearly gone....

I bet those grounds keepers would be smart enough to get out of the way of a hurricane.

And watering it with Brawndo, no doubt.

Ah, the smell of fresh cut plastic in the morning...

"Stupid is as stupid does." - Forrest Gump

"He must be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but he sure is fast!" - Coach Bryant

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