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September 26, 2014


The controversial Pastor Lesego Daniel of Rabboni Centre Ministries, infamous for making his congregation eat grass, has struck again, this time encouraging members of his church to drink petrol after he turned it into pineapple juice.

(Thanks to Phil McAvity)


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Gimme that old time religion.

Maybe he's expecting a TransAmsubstantiation?

This has to be related to my seeing what I could get the dogs to eat.
Kalamata olives? Yes, you have to. (Not really-they tried but reluctantly. I took the olives away).
Limburger cheese? Yes. Yes!! A thousand times YES! (Master would regret that one. Farts like unwashed socks).
Gasoline? NEVER would have crossed my mind. Cruel.

Who's more foolish -- the fool, or the fool who follows him?

His sermon was a real gas. Heh. (I'm showing my age aren't I?)

Wimps! My pastor turns pineapple juice into gas before we drink it. (It's not low calorie though.)

Classical gas, LeDud.

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