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September 24, 2014

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Dog walker shot in scrotum by neighbour in drive-by shooting

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Wow, now we're going to hear one of the biggest rants EVER from the Nostalgia Criti–

...oh, wait. Dog walker. Never mind.

Stay off my lawn with your scrotum.

He shot a guy in the nuts and he got an ASBO?

That's it?

Ballsy.

Dog Walker's Scrotum opened for Cherry Poppin' Daddies.

Drive by neutering????

Isn't that foreplay somewhere??

My memory is hazy, but I think it wascthe Squirrel Nut Zippers, OldPhil

My typing is hazy, too

Their backup band? The BH Surfers, naturally.

Inside the mindset of the doggy-sniper:

"Sorry, boy, but I don't have a ball to throw to you...Hey! Wait a minute! Maybe I do! Gus, hold my beer. Y'all ain't gonna believe this...."

Sick!
Sic!

The victim is certainly a sadsack.

I picture Chris Farely as the dog walker. Costarring Adam Sandler.

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