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A) high
2) Chicklets for caps work real well
iii. No doubt single, ladies
Posted by: Loudmouth | September 28, 2014 at 01:51 PM
Are you the Photogenic type? Michael was living in a dumpster a few short weeks ago. Through our agency now Michael's face is in demand for Everything from putting a gface on your medical marijuana dispensary to FlexSeal, other worthwhile uses.
Posted by: manual tomato | September 28, 2014 at 02:10 PM
It's me, it's me, it's Earnest T.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | September 28, 2014 at 04:09 PM
He's smiling because the taxpayers now will fix those terrible teeth.
Posted by: coscolo | September 28, 2014 at 06:46 PM
What a great day. I got some money. I got to ride on a train and then to top it off I got to ride in a police car! What's not to be happy about?
Posted by: kennef | September 28, 2014 at 06:47 PM
He's happy because arrest is as good as some change.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | September 28, 2014 at 07:01 PM
Happyyyyy...
Sing along if you feel like a goon without a tooth....
Posted by: padraig the cheesehead | September 28, 2014 at 09:01 PM
If you're happy and you know it cap your teeth
If you're happy and you know it cap your teeth
If you're happy and you know it and you want your mouth to show it
If you're happy and you know it cap your teeth
Posted by: FredKey | September 28, 2014 at 09:16 PM
Ladies, he is available!
Write to #9829018 c/o denver police.
You never know....
Posted by: funny man | September 29, 2014 at 01:50 PM
Only one missing tooth?... He can't be a Meth addict..
Posted by: Daisy | September 29, 2014 at 02:14 PM
Little Buddy, what HAPPENED to you? We didn't mean to leave you on that island when we were all rescued.
Posted by: The Skipper | September 29, 2014 at 02:52 PM
"Smile! I think you're going to like this one."
Is there room for my walker in the back of the geezer bus?
Posted by: Bob | September 29, 2014 at 03:17 PM
Bob, was that the Bob Cummings Show? Nobody's that old...
Posted by: Tex | September 29, 2014 at 03:30 PM