HOW HE GOT THE TURTLES TO PUT ON PANTS, WE'LL NEVER KNOW
Man tried to smuggle 51 turtles in pants across border
(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan, Mac Alister and Allen at Division)
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September 26, 2014
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There is nothing lower than a turtle smuggler.
Posted by: wiredog | September 26, 2014 at 08:39 AM
I saw Turtles in Pants open for Zappa.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2014 at 08:41 AM
ok, i just read that as 'snuggle'
Posted by: ligirl | September 26, 2014 at 08:51 AM
Is that a turtle in your pocket, or..
Posted by: kolo | September 26, 2014 at 09:02 AM
- & why were the turtles all wearing pants anyway ??
Posted by: ligirl | September 26, 2014 at 11:06 AM
At the fed's request, I investigated some illegal turtle tradin'. My superiors wanted to know the source for the masked invaders. It had been a thorn in their sides, a rock in their shoes, and they wanted to close it down at the source!
It was a long, arduous task 'cause I had to go to the guy with the turtles and ask him. And he was two towns over.
Then I was able to report: Go to a website called Google. Type in "Turtle Sales". Hit "Enter". Print out list of illegal sales sites.
Posted by: Steve | September 26, 2014 at 11:10 AM
I like those little chocolate, caramel, nut clusters. I woudn't keep them in my pants though.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | September 26, 2014 at 12:17 PM
Four of the little critters were caught with weed in their pockets. They said it wasn't theirs and didn't know how it got there. All 51 produced little Florida Drivers Licenses from their wee wallets.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | September 26, 2014 at 02:16 PM
I think I was in line behind those guys. Just waiting for them to take off their belts for the metal detector was unbearable.
Posted by: Bob | September 26, 2014 at 02:47 PM
Obviously a case of species discrimination. Does Donald Duck have to wear those things for TSA?
Posted by: Tex | September 26, 2014 at 04:25 PM
Mutant teenagers I bet.
Posted by: Chickenchit | October 06, 2014 at 02:09 AM