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September 26, 2014

FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

Washington agency tests 'salmon cannon'

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The salmon is like, "No, that's OK, I'll just spawn right here."

(Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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An audible flapflapflapflap follows each fish as it speeds by, swinging its tail in a swimming motion.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

As God is my witness, I thought salmon could fly.

Next up: Salmon Drone!

There is something fishy about this story!

'An audible flapflapflapflap follows each fish'

- sounds like an experienced master

fisherman

Oh, look!
Flying fish!
Take-out for Ospreys?

That's going to change warfare.

"2,4,6,8, here they go to procreate!"

= Salmon chanted evening.

yay ralph!

channeling my inner donovan:

i'm just mad for nutella
spread on salmon, tasty!
i'm just mad for nutella
spread on salmon for me -
they call me salmonella . . .

Fish and chips to go.

Boom.

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