FLATHEAD COUNTY: WHERE TERROR NEVER TAKES A HOLIDAY
Also:
4:06 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that she is not on drugs, despite what her ex-boyfriend says.
(Thanks to Ross Holley)
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Also:
4:06 p.m. A Kalispell woman reported that she is not on drugs, despite what her ex-boyfriend says.
(Thanks to Ross Holley)
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"So, ma'am, let me see if I understand this. You are calling 911 because you are not on drugs?"
"Correct."
"Which drugs aren't you on?"
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | September 26, 2014 at 09:19 AM
She contacted a deputy asking for assistance in retrieving pain medication from her boyfriend who, a few months ago, shot her toes off
now she's lacked toes intolerant
Posted by: ligirl | September 26, 2014 at 09:28 AM
*groans at ligirl*
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 26, 2014 at 09:38 AM
A drunken man reported that his drunken girlfriend attacked him and lit the barbeque in the back of his truck on fire.
Probably got the idea from the Allstate Mayhem Guy.
5:06 p.m. A Solberg Drive resident claimed that the man he has a restraining order against pulled into his driveway, laid on the horn, and screamed. He also thinks that the guy shot BBs at his fence.
12:31 a.m. A Whitefish resident reported that the man he has a restraining order against drove his moped into his driveway, flashed his light, spun out, then drove off.
Any bets that these are the same two guys? When ex-poker buddies go bad...
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 26, 2014 at 09:44 AM
asbos all around!
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | September 26, 2014 at 09:59 AM
He "shot her toes off"?
Why didn't she walk out on him?
Oh, right.
Hop out on him.
Hey, we may have found our bunny.
Posted by: Steve | September 26, 2014 at 10:35 AM
Kudos to ligirl
It's a good thing se wasn't in Maine when this happened. The wound would have been infected and she could have died from ptomaine poisoning.
Posted by: JG | September 26, 2014 at 10:42 AM
'course the deputy called for a toe truck
Posted by: ligirl | September 26, 2014 at 10:53 AM
6:35 p.m. A drunken man reported that his drunken girlfriend attacked him and lit the barbeque in the back of his truck on fire. He suspected that she could be found hiding at the gravel pit. She later contacted a deputy asking for assistance in retrieving pain medication from her boyfriend who, a few months ago, shot her toes off.
"Ain't love grand?"
Posted by: funny man | September 26, 2014 at 11:02 AM
Thank God it wasn't raccoons.
Posted by: Rob Ford | September 26, 2014 at 11:48 AM
ligirl is ON FIRE ! You GO ! Truly awful..lol ! When is someone arrangeing the bus tour to Flathead ?
Posted by: LeDud | September 26, 2014 at 12:27 PM
The Kalispell man who spotted a Russian helicopter hovering above his back yard should report in more often
Posted by: manual tomato | September 26, 2014 at 12:41 PM
Drunken men, drunken girlfriends, drugs, restraining orders...It's been a long hot summer in Montana. Time for some snow and for everybody to just chill a little. They're longing for the halcyon days of yore with the stray dogs, wandering deer and disrespectful youth.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | September 26, 2014 at 02:03 PM
I noticed a strange fact - no exploding mail boxes this time!
Posted by: Herlock.Sholms | September 26, 2014 at 02:23 PM
THE BLACK AND BROWN BUNNY?1? NOT THE BLACK AND BROWN BUNNY!
Posted by: Bob | September 26, 2014 at 03:01 PM
LeDud, we are gonna commandeer the Geezer Bus for a trip to Our Favorite County. There will also be a stopoff at Our Favorite Lift Station (No. 16!).
Posted by: klezmerphan | September 26, 2014 at 04:08 PM
*waits @ bus stop*
well they call us barry bloggers
on a geezer bus are we
we're a-headin' for montana
flathead county for to see !
Posted by: ligirl | September 26, 2014 at 04:32 PM
A brown and black bunny? Run away! Run away!
Posted by: Ralph | September 26, 2014 at 05:15 PM
What is your favorite color? Red, no blue YAAAAAAAAAA!
Posted by: Mikey123 | September 26, 2014 at 07:15 PM
Flathead news is not nearly as funny as it used to be before I discovered that the driving force behind it is maury povich.
Posted by: al coholic | September 27, 2014 at 05:08 AM
Time for a holy hand grenade...
Posted by: oneblankspace | September 28, 2014 at 07:57 AM