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September 27, 2014


An Omagh plumber tunnelled a hole from under his bed to the local pub 800 feet from his house over the course of 15 years, a court heard today....

Kerr explained how he spent the last five years heading to the pub via his tunnel at 11pm before returning at 1am, undetected by his deep sleeping wife

(Thanks to Steve Hooley)


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Tyrone Tribulations -- "News from amongst the bushes. Accuracy cannot be guaranteed."

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The mole, the merrier

How can you not love this guy?

And if it's made up, so what?

Evidently the wife never cleans under the bed.

So he woke up smelling of sewage and beer. Truly $hitfaced.

Dr. Phil: "So Patzy, did the heavy drinking at the end of the tunnel have anything to do with deeply suppressed thoughts of your mother, Chester?"

Curses! Soiled again....

(With an assist from Mrs. PirateBoy)

Didn't the pub owner get tired of serving this guy with dirt or mud all over him smelling of poopus? Th'ays somethin skwoowy, awound here.

Lyin' & tunnels & beer - Omagh!

This is like when the Orcs tunneled under Helms Deep.

I absolutely refuse to believe this story.


I'm with DaveM on this one...throwing the BS flag

I'm pretty sure this guy was spotted in Punxsatawny, PA, a while back.

So, he tunneled 800', or 9600", in 15 years. 640" per year? 1.75" per day?

I was told there would be no math.

I once visited a Scottish friend's house in a lovely village near St. Andrew's. It would have been about a fifty-foot dig to the pub, and they served a superb bitter, and my friend's hubbie is the kind of a man who could fell an oak in the morning and set sail for India in the boat resultin' roight after tea.

So I choose t'believe this tale.

*Snork* at JSG!

This is a made-up story from a satirical website. It shouldn't be on Dave's bog.

John Finn, Why are you on Dave's bog?

Key comment:

This story was read out on Ken Bruce’s show on BBC radio 2 this morning, he thought it was all true lol!

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