WHY SOUTH FLORIDA IS NOT LIKE WHERE YOU LIVE

A neighborhood squabbles over whether to capture Pancho the (suspected) attack crocodile:

Hardwick is pretty sure he had Pancho hooked late Tuesday night, struggling for 45 minutes to reel him in. But the croc escaped when a neighbor starting playing a U2 album.

Comments

[Theresa]

Send him to the zoo or make him into a nice pair of boots

[manual tomato]

Pancho the Suspected S. Florida Attack Crocodile opened for Santana.

[Jeff Meyerson]

"It gave me a headache. I don't know about the crocodile."

Damn you, Bono!

[Steve]

Save Pancho!
Minding his own business and attacked by two drunks.
As I told a door-to-door religion salesman once, "If you stick your nose into my business, don't be surprised to find you're wearing a clown nose when you pull back out.

[Albert the Alligator]

Run for it, Pancho.

[Rob Ford]

I bet I could jump in and catch him for you.

[Steve]

Update: Pancho is no more.
Moment of silence.

[Frank Davuco]

Townes Van Zandt already did it, and Willie Nelson covered it: "All the Federales say, they could have had him any day; they only let him hang around, out of kindness I suppose."