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will i need a calcewelator ?
Posted by: ligirl | August 28, 2014 at 09:41 AM
The drones and Hellfires help.
Posted by: JG | August 28, 2014 at 09:53 AM
The formula for herding cats involves imaginary numbers.
Posted by: Steve | August 28, 2014 at 10:22 AM
O'er the ram parts we watched....
Posted by: Ralph | August 28, 2014 at 11:37 AM
I forget, do you round up sheep or round them down if the total number of them ends in a 5?
Posted by: KJP | August 28, 2014 at 12:10 PM
Snork to all ! ...drones and Hellfires...
Posted by: LeDud | August 28, 2014 at 12:13 PM
Just another instance where there is no number 3.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | August 28, 2014 at 12:22 PM
Politicians have known this for ages.
Posted by: Clankie | August 28, 2014 at 01:28 PM