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Contributing to this blog:
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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And Bieber. Can't forget Bieber.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 28, 2014 at 10:01 AM
Dolly Parton
Posted by: MOTW | August 28, 2014 at 10:04 AM
An oxygen cylinder and a fan.
Posted by: Steve | August 28, 2014 at 10:08 AM
Bring me the head of Justin Bieber.
Posted by: Albert the Alligator | August 28, 2014 at 10:19 AM
Raccoons.
Posted by: Rob Ford | August 28, 2014 at 10:31 AM
"42"
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | August 28, 2014 at 10:34 AM
Gray squirrel in costume to mark the beginning of the apocalypse.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | August 28, 2014 at 10:36 AM
Fifty Shades of Gray?
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | August 28, 2014 at 10:41 AM
The collected works of Sir Dave Barry. And one really big booger.
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | August 28, 2014 at 10:41 AM
Jack Bauer
Posted by: MOTW | August 28, 2014 at 10:42 AM
*seconds MOTW* - Jack-in-the-Box
Posted by: ligirl | August 28, 2014 at 10:54 AM
Global warming. They'll probably need it by then.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 28, 2014 at 11:07 AM
Sorry Dave, but I don't think the Kardashians are eligible to be place in the capsule. The article clearly states these restrictions: "Items can't be organic, not have batteries embedded inside and can't pose any contamination risk with other items inside the container." I'm pretty sure there's a really big risk that the Kardashians would contaminate things.
Posted by: Jimmy | August 28, 2014 at 11:15 AM
I can't wait to see them open this!
Posted by: nursecindy | August 28, 2014 at 12:45 PM
A picture of Kim Kardashian's backside. Because by then they'll probably be desperate for something to laugh about.
Posted by: Clankie | August 28, 2014 at 01:24 PM
A living Brazilian man.
Nevermind...somebody already tried that.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | August 28, 2014 at 01:35 PM
Last Sunday's cryptic crossword.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | August 28, 2014 at 04:47 PM
Dave Barry Holiday Gift Guides.
Posted by: Ralph | August 28, 2014 at 05:59 PM
A bunch of blank Florida drivers licenses.
Posted by: Kennef | August 28, 2014 at 08:42 PM
An automatic spring wound mechanism that when actuated by the opening of the lid causes a bony hand to reach up and close the lid.
Posted by: Kennef | August 28, 2014 at 08:49 PM
A pair of oversized shoes.
Posted by: Heywood | August 29, 2014 at 01:09 PM