THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE A FEDERAL GOVERNMENT
Government publishes detailed instructions on how to safely roast marshmallows
(Thanks to Another Ralph and coscolo)
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Government publishes detailed instructions on how to safely roast marshmallows
(Thanks to Another Ralph and coscolo)
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Step one: Find an active volcano.
Posted by: Ralph | August 30, 2014 at 01:44 PM
A) Clearly a dumbass bureaucrat without enough to do and whose loss would be more valuable towards relieving the national debt.
2: Must these petty know-it-alls bring a wet blanket to every party?
iii. I know somewhere in the immediate vicinity there's a federal eye that better watch out for my marshmallow stick.
Posted by: Loudmouth | August 30, 2014 at 02:44 PM
Headline: Smokey the Bear Mauls Illegal S'mores Partiers
Posted by: Tex | August 30, 2014 at 02:58 PM
It'll be a hot day in hell when I lug a pineapple with me when we go camping, and even if I did and was totally off my trolley enough to suggest we bung some into the s'mores (which, naturally, we always make with those super-honking BIGGGG 'mallows), things'd get pretty ugly pretty quickly.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | August 30, 2014 at 04:07 PM
^ I meant 'cold day'. My Mum passed away on Tuesday, and logged-on to the blog to have a few minutes of what Dave and you guys do best, which is put things in perspective.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | August 30, 2014 at 05:13 PM
Condolences, Jan.
Posted by: Another Ralph | August 30, 2014 at 05:49 PM
Thank you.'Sniff'.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | August 30, 2014 at 06:39 PM
Oww - I just poked myself in the eye with my flaming hot government approved gluten free soymallow calorie free snack on a blunt rubber pole! Someone find me an approved health care navigator!
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | August 30, 2014 at 09:54 PM
I believe all who have lost a loved one, that is all of us, can empathize with Jan.
The one thing I've found that can make it more tolerable is three simple words my brother-in-law said to me at my father's funeral: It gets better.
As to the government, I can make some suggestions about where to stow that pineapple. An occasional campfire treat is not one of them.
Posted by: Steve | August 30, 2014 at 10:15 PM
Hugs to you, Jan... so sorry to hear it.
Posted by: klezmerphan | August 31, 2014 at 02:51 AM
If you've ever had to deal with summer camp regulations in New York State, you'd be cringing as what will surely follow.
Posted by: will dooley | August 31, 2014 at 03:49 AM