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August 29, 2014

THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR THOSE THINGS TO BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Fort Mill woman accuses boyfriend of assault with watermelon

(Thanks to Vernon Bowen)

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First it was the Thin Mints Melee, now this.

"But honey, we can't elope. Ouch, why are you hitting me?"

Is "watermelon" the new codename for ...you know what...... ?

There mus be here some Galagher joke.

A very seedy crime...

Right now those of us living in the Carolinas are up to our necks in watermelons. This is perfectly understandable. We also have way too many cucumbers and squash so if anyone would like some just let me know and I'll have a large truck deliver some to you.

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