THE HOLIDAYS ARE JUST AROUND THE CORNER
And Toys "R" Us is READY.
(Thanks to Robert Mathis)
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August 31, 2014
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I bet The Donald gets a lot of these.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 31, 2014 at 09:53 AM
"Good news - you didn't get coal in your stocking this year!"
"Oh, boy! I can't wait to se-AAAAAGH!!"
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 31, 2014 at 10:16 AM
The corn is a nice touch.
Question for you medical types out there: what is the body process for reconstituting corn that has been masticated to a pulp?
And it's not as if the rest of you don't know what I'm talking about.
Posted by: Steve | August 31, 2014 at 10:31 AM
How long until someone substitutes fudge or chocolate for the Play-do?
Posted by: JG | August 31, 2014 at 10:47 AM
Dave, New subject for your, Ridley's, and/or Alan's
next book: Mean parents. Parents or parasites? Parents who set uop thier kids to the bundt of jokes and abuse.
And the funny adventures that therein ensue.
Posted by: funny man | August 31, 2014 at 10:59 AM
I suppose the little plastic gloves are sole separately.
Posted by: Clankie | August 31, 2014 at 12:41 PM
Can they gift wrap? Just the thing for bosses day!
Posted by: Pirateboy | August 31, 2014 at 01:10 PM
Will they gift wrap it in toilet paper?
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | August 31, 2014 at 03:34 PM
I suspect there will be long lines at the returns counter after the holidays.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | August 31, 2014 at 04:06 PM
That should be in Dave's Holiday Gift Guide 2014
Posted by: Theresa | August 31, 2014 at 04:39 PM
I'd rather have this doll instead.
Posted by: nursecindy | August 31, 2014 at 04:46 PM
NurseCindy: Is that the Brazilian model?
Posted by: PirateBoy | August 31, 2014 at 07:12 PM
If the holidays are right around the corner and this is what the holidays are bringing then I'm heading the other direction.
Posted by: max | August 31, 2014 at 10:12 PM
Finally, a use for the play-doh after it's all mixed up and brown.
Posted by: Olo Baggins of Bywater | September 01, 2014 at 05:37 PM