TERRORISM UPDATE
Feral cat forces elementary school to close
(Thanks to Focalpoint, who says "The squirrels are behind this.")
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August 29, 2014
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It was a spy for the raccoons.
Posted by: Rob Ford | August 29, 2014 at 02:55 PM
If it were possible to herd cats, we could turn the feral ones loose on ISIS.
Posted by: coscolo | August 29, 2014 at 03:57 PM
Feed it a government approved school lunch. It'll leave on its own.
Posted by: Clankie | August 29, 2014 at 04:01 PM
It went on to score in the 94th percentile in standardized state tests after a Japanese toy company's spokeswoman pointed out that it is not a feral cat at all but rather a feral human girl.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 29, 2014 at 07:39 PM