FLATHEAD: A COUNTY ON EDGE
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August 28, 2014
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Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are on their way!
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | August 28, 2014 at 02:26 PM
Let's hope so. And don't let them leave!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 28, 2014 at 02:55 PM
"6:42 p.m. A Kalispell man found his missing vehicle crushed at a local steel and recycling company."
I wonder what made him think to look there?
Posted by: ubetcha | August 28, 2014 at 03:28 PM
'A Kalispell woman reported that she has received ten strange and threatening messages in the past ten minutes from someone in Florida.'
- she wouldn't be perusing the blog, now would she ?
Posted by: ligirl | August 28, 2014 at 03:41 PM
"Please relax, sir. It is a national day of beige. Anything brownish will do."
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | August 28, 2014 at 04:07 PM
I say either The Blog should schedule a strumpdate or we Blogits should arrange a meeting in Flathead County.
Posted by: The Minx | August 28, 2014 at 04:39 PM
Florida DL Alert!
"11:36 a.m. Someone complained that a man in a semi-truck was swerving through traffic and driving like a “total idiot” down Highway 93 South."
This ends the Florida DL Alert.
Posted by: klezmerphan | August 28, 2014 at 04:45 PM
11:22 p.m. A mountain lion was spotted on Caroline Road.
Whoa ! Some Mutual of Omaha action in the works.
Posted by: LeDud | August 28, 2014 at 05:35 PM
@LeDud: Soon to be followed by "A mountain lion was potted on Caroline Road," methinks.
Posted by: Wes S. | August 28, 2014 at 06:06 PM
National Day of Sage?
Posted by: Mikey123 | August 29, 2014 at 08:00 AM
That day is also known as April 15 with lesser known days being the day after the election.
Posted by: Steve | August 29, 2014 at 10:14 AM
It was the National Day of Rogaine.
Posted by: Android© | August 29, 2014 at 10:24 AM
Did you say National Day of Cocaine?
Posted by: Rob Ford | August 29, 2014 at 10:24 AM
National Day of Raccoonage.
Posted by: Rocky Raccoon | August 29, 2014 at 01:08 PM
Oh God, not the raccoons again. The pink elephants always follow them.
Posted by: Rob Ford | August 29, 2014 at 01:16 PM
If it's a National Day of Wreckage, I am so there!
Posted by: Rob Ford | August 29, 2014 at 02:45 PM
Believe it or not, I'm reading this in a Whitefish motel room on Hwy 93, about a dozen miles from Kalispell. No truck, though -- just a rental car I've been using to enjoy Glacier National Park.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | August 29, 2014 at 11:59 PM