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dion't ?
Posted by: oneblankspace | August 28, 2014 at 02:15 PM
The Toaster Pastry Incident opened for Strawberry Alarm Clock at Dessertfest '71.
Tasty show.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | August 28, 2014 at 02:52 PM
Smelly, too, if they had incense to go along with the peppermints.
Posted by: ubetcha | August 28, 2014 at 03:31 PM
pop-tarts : not just breakfasts, but also just desserts
Posted by: ligirl | August 28, 2014 at 04:00 PM
That guy is lucky to be alive. Don't mess with someone's child like that.
Posted by: Albert the Alligator | August 28, 2014 at 04:25 PM
Officers saw pieces of the pastry in the child's hair.
Shoddy reporting: what flavor was the pastry?
Posted by: MOTW | August 28, 2014 at 04:54 PM
Ooo, I like apple pie!
Posted by: Mr. McTweedy | August 28, 2014 at 05:03 PM
As a mother (now a grandmother) from Iowa, I agree with Dave's headline. Don't mess with our young!
Posted by: Terry | August 28, 2014 at 11:36 PM
Yeah - dion't?
Posted by: M. Poteet | September 01, 2014 at 09:56 AM