YES
Dear Mr. Barry:
In Placitas, NM, this year we have a bumper crop of lizards. On Monday, as my wife and I were returning home, a large lizard appeared on our sidewalk, raised its tail, and pooped. I had never seen this before. I thought to myself that this is a rude lizard. Later I thought that this might be a good name for a rock band: Rude Lizard. Do you agree?
Edwin Macy
Tail Raisin' Sidewalk Poopin' Rude Lizard
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2014 at 01:09 PM
Edwin Macy's Rude Poopin' Lizard opened for David Bowie and the Spiders from Mars.
Rock Fact: Edwin Macy was known as Ned before He became Marilyn Manson.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 30, 2014 at 01:17 PM
I thought Jim Morrison (He's dead, Jim!) was the Lizard King.
And don't worry, that's just his mojo rising...
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 30, 2014 at 01:28 PM
a craptile dysfunction
Posted by: ligirl | July 30, 2014 at 02:30 PM
Department stores shouldn't have e-mail accounts.
Posted by: The lizard | July 30, 2014 at 02:31 PM
I saw Rude Lizard opening for Burning Spear in Jamaica in the 70s. Helluva show.
Posted by: Alien8 | July 30, 2014 at 02:54 PM
Mick Jagger?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 30, 2014 at 03:55 PM
Rude Lizard Poop would be better.
Posted by: Jon Jermey | July 30, 2014 at 05:10 PM
I saw Defective Lizards open for Thin Lizzy. Defecating Lizards must be an entirely different band.
Posted by: Guin | July 30, 2014 at 07:53 PM