WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR PHISH
Dead anchovies delight sea birds, disgust Oregon beach town
(Thanks to Ron G)
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July 31, 2014
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I saw dead anchovies warming up for a flock of seagulls. They really stank.
Posted by: Alien8 | July 31, 2014 at 09:07 AM
I know those guys!
There's an eight-ounce can of them in my pantry that I've been afraid to open for fear I might not survive.
Posted by: Steve | July 31, 2014 at 09:23 AM
Pizza for all!
Posted by: JG | July 31, 2014 at 09:35 AM
What a disturbed person ever had an idea to put anchovies on pizza?
Posted by: kolo | July 31, 2014 at 09:59 AM
I am surprised that the town didn't create an Anchovies Day as a celebration to bring up the crowds from Lincoln City.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | July 31, 2014 at 09:59 AM
right kolo - i think that's what caused those mutant turtles
Posted by: ligirl | July 31, 2014 at 10:37 AM
The Oregon Department of Transportation has just procured a crate of M-80's and will solve the problem in the usual fashion.
Posted by: Captain Spoilsport | July 31, 2014 at 10:53 AM
Pick em up and bury them in your gardens ya wimps.
Posted by: LeDud | July 31, 2014 at 12:21 PM
Aren't sea birds delighted enough already with fat, half-naked targets lying about on the beach ?
Posted by: Clankie | July 31, 2014 at 01:15 PM
i'm gonna need a bigger pizza! (i like 'em. and yes, i supposed i'm a wee tad disturbed.)
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | July 31, 2014 at 03:30 PM
Anchovies? They're small, right? [Put's whale explosives away.]
Posted by: ScottMGS | July 31, 2014 at 11:38 PM
"Puts!" Putz!
Posted by: ScottMGS | July 31, 2014 at 11:39 PM
The article was published on Thursday and it reads "Thousands of fish have died since Monday." But just before that it says they're weakened anchovies.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 02, 2014 at 09:38 AM