WE CERTAINLY HOPE SO
Was Six-Million-Year-Old Turd Auctioned for $10,000 a Faux Poo?
(Thanks to Ken Fineberg)
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Proof is in the pudding, so to speak.
A 40-inch turd?
Just have our various telescopes listen for the sigh of relief that would still be bouncing around the galaxy.
Maybe it would be a cry of triumph, but either way...
Posted by: Steve | July 31, 2014 at 09:18 AM
My teenage sons can produce some toilet cloggers. Maybe I need to have one of those crapolite auctions.
Posted by: ASK | July 31, 2014 at 09:28 AM
fossil fooled
Posted by: ligirl | July 31, 2014 at 09:50 AM
I saw The Coprolites open for The Jimmy Castor Bunch in '73. It was historical.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 31, 2014 at 10:39 AM
"They suspect that turtles, crocodiles, and mammals deposited the ancient scat."
Other key Paleontologists terminology:
Let's split, later alligator, Peace, Out, Groovy, and Man.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 31, 2014 at 11:10 AM
" ... and that's not all you get for $ 10,000 with this 6 million year old poo. You also get this 23 CD collection of the 1970's greatest hits... "
Posted by: Clankie | July 31, 2014 at 01:12 PM
Serious a 40inch turd? Omg. Then to pay over $10,000 dollars too. Unbelievable.
Posted by: Theresa | July 31, 2014 at 01:38 PM
A new word: "pseudo-poo." Let's all try to use that in 3 sentences today.
Posted by: Bob | July 31, 2014 at 01:58 PM
1. My favorite Elivis song is Blue Psuedo-poos.
2. After a resting (pseudo-poopal) stage and another larval stage, the poopa is developed.
3. There is no 3.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 31, 2014 at 03:09 PM
*snork* @ ubetcha!
1. they got ripped off, so they sued: oh, poo!
2. a boy named sue? dope! ew...
3. um, yeah, no 3
;)
Posted by: ligirl | July 31, 2014 at 03:30 PM
They should have known something was up when this was mentioned:
But wait! Order now and we'll send you a second six million year old turd FREE. You only pay shipping and handling. Operators are standing by!
Exactly how would you handle a six million year old turd?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 31, 2014 at 03:50 PM
40" long? wow they made subway sandwiches a lot bigger back then...
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | July 31, 2014 at 03:51 PM
At Thanksgiving, will they turn it into a Turduckan?
Posted by: JG | July 31, 2014 at 03:53 PM
Does that make the successful bidder a stool pigeon?
Posted by: J.R. | July 31, 2014 at 04:53 PM
nc, by the polished end.
That's about a meter of faux poo. How French.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 31, 2014 at 07:06 PM
I always thought the term was sham poo.
Posted by: oneblankspace | July 31, 2014 at 09:33 PM