'TO THE MUTUAL SATISFACTION OF ALL PARTIES'
Chubby Checker, HP settle lawsuit over penis-measuring app
(Thanks to Janice Gelb)
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July 28, 2014
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Chubby Checker is a real name?
Posted by: Elon | July 28, 2014 at 12:08 PM
We are left awaiting the verdict on the Elvis the Pelvis APP.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 28, 2014 at 12:12 PM
So the HP "high performing laptop" isn't a computer?
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | July 28, 2014 at 12:27 PM
Twisted.
Posted by: FredKey | July 28, 2014 at 12:37 PM
'In his February 2013 lawsuit against HP and its Palm unit...'
- i don't need no stinkin' app measurer : My 'palm unit' works just fine, thank you
& *snork* @ manual tomato
Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2014 at 12:43 PM
Wonder why they never got in touch with Little Richard.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2014 at 12:45 PM
If I were this app developer, I'd hire pro PGA golfer Dickie Pride to be the spokesperson.
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2014 at 12:54 PM
I saw Chubby Checker warming up for the Buzzcocks in '78. Helluva show.
Posted by: Alien8 | July 28, 2014 at 01:15 PM
Herbie Hancock. That is all.
Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2014 at 01:20 PM
The Palm Twist is a well-known technique for our ladies who want to manually check our chubbies...
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 28, 2014 at 01:22 PM
*snorks* @ all !
who needs technology ? we gals know the score ;)
Posted by: ligirl the music lover | July 28, 2014 at 01:54 PM
Ain't hard rock, who cares?
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 28, 2014 at 02:14 PM
I saw Mutual Satisfaction open for the Rolling Stones,
and Mick couldn't get ANY, if he is to believed....
Posted by: funny man | July 28, 2014 at 02:21 PM
lgirl, you can always tell a musician. You just can't tell them much.
Tip your wait staff! Try the veal! We're here all week...
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2014 at 02:54 PM
Based on shoe size? I thought guys pretty must just snap a picture and send it to whoever (or possibly whomever) wants to see.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | July 28, 2014 at 03:03 PM
I would have thought it would be Chuck Berry involved in such a lawsuit. Here's The Smartest Man in the World, Greg Proops, answering my question at one of his podcasts to tell you why.
(If the time machine in the URL doesn't work in your browser, it starts at 1 hr 36½ min.) Take it away, NSFW Greg.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 28, 2014 at 03:07 PM
Speaking of appendages.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 28, 2014 at 03:33 PM
Shoddy journalism. No pictures of said app being used.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 28, 2014 at 03:37 PM
Is any guy gonna seriously object to a good old fashioned "see for yourself" reach-around? I mean even if you don't measure up and she walks away it'd be, "Hey, thanks, lady!"
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 28, 2014 at 04:12 PM
OK, maybe they can call it Fats Domino.
Posted by: ken | July 28, 2014 at 05:08 PM
Hey Layzee, didn't a gal try this at a Tim McGraw concert the other day and get herself a slap and chucked outta the gig?
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 28, 2014 at 06:29 PM
for nursecindy (the app picture, not the results - not sure why someone is checking out what should be about a 5 year old, based on shoe size)
Chubby Checker App
Posted by: ASK | July 29, 2014 at 03:20 AM
Who still uses a "Palm" device? This whole story is filled with nuggets like this.
Posted by: Stan Ruth | July 29, 2014 at 05:52 AM
huh huh huh huh he said "nuggets" huh huh huh huh
Posted by: mudstuffin in klumbus | July 29, 2014 at 10:18 AM
Jan, yes, because his wife was there.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 29, 2014 at 12:17 PM