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July 30, 2014

ONE BY ONE THEY ARE STRIPPING AWAY OUR FUNDAMENTAL HUMAN RIGHTS

Naked Man On Leash In W. Va. Could Face Charges

(Thanks to DaninDallas and John Mayson)

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But, but they're 'consenting adults.'

Didn't Naked Man on Leash open for that combination tour of Snoop Doggy Dog and Bow-Wow-Wow?

Heck of a show, if you can remember any of the show!

Sure, when it is crabs, we press charges.

That's some heavy petting.

As long as he was curbed, I have no problem with them...

I think I heard that song already.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRGrNDV2mKc

:P

the suspect was collared after a dogged pursuit

She was just unclear on the concept.

"Any prior arrests?'

"Last week she forgot the pooper scooper and a plastic bad and the neighbor was really upset."

I'm going to say this before someone else does. Some of my friends call this foreplay. Sorry Marquis.

I'm not sure I have any friends that crazy.

I'm crazy. I'm not sure I have any friends.

Hey, I know a person who must remain nameless who did this (well, she was topless, not naked) in the NYC Gay Pride Parade a couple of decades ago.

She didn't get arrested either more's the pity.

My friends are sure I'm that crazy.

Her name's BJ, huh?

Not "a national road", but "National Road"

When naked men on leashes are outlawed, only certain select Blogettes will have naked men on leashes.

*Snork* ASK.

Isn't that Tiger Woods?

Um, was there a Sharknado thread and I missed it?

Relevant:

Bobbi Flekman: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man's arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don't find that offensive? You don't find that sexist?

Ian Faith: This is *1982*, Bobbi, c'mon!

Bobbi Flekman: That's *right*, it's 1982! Get out of the '60s. We don't have this mentality anymore.

Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn't a glove, believe me.

Well fella. That's what you get for barking at squirrels and sniffing bitch butts.

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