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That would be scary going swimming and finding an alligator on the beach. Chomp chomp says the alligator
Posted by: Theresa | July 27, 2014 at 05:47 PM
Well then, since authorities confirmed the reptile is an alligator and not a crocodile, I am totally going swimming.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 27, 2014 at 06:02 PM
"Um, hi. Can you direct me to the People Mover? I'm looking for my friend the shark. Maybe you know him? Registered nurse, tends to dodge paying the fare?"
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 27, 2014 at 06:43 PM
I read a couple of the other stories on that website. Wow! Dave you weren't kidding about the weirdness in Miami were you? Teens torturing tortoises, man finds foreign family flopped in his flat, Sunday services sweaty after a/c snatched! It's been a long day and we're under a tornado warning so please forgive me. I get a little crazy when they mention the "T" word here.
Posted by: nursecindy | July 27, 2014 at 06:44 PM
but, "man finds foreign family flopped in his flat," is a nifty bit of alliteration. It would not, however BAGNFARB.
Posted by: ASK | July 27, 2014 at 07:38 PM
What better way to welcome visitors to Florida beaches than with an alligator ? ( What happened to his " Feed Me " sign ? )
Posted by: Clankie | July 27, 2014 at 07:46 PM
Can the movie 'Aligatornado' be far behind?
Posted by: JG | July 27, 2014 at 11:02 PM
Dibs and trademarke on 'Aligatornado'.
And Crocknadoquake.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 28, 2014 at 02:43 AM
Cause yeah, 37th.
Posted by: ASK | July 28, 2014 at 03:10 AM
Hey, it's a public beach.
Posted by: Albert the Alligator | July 28, 2014 at 08:40 AM
We're gonna need a bigger ... er,.... bucket?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 28, 2014 at 09:01 AM
posted on instagram as 'instagator'
Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2014 at 09:09 AM
Come to Miami: the GatWay to Florida Fun
Posted by: Betsy | July 28, 2014 at 09:27 AM
The answer for alligator beach swarms is disarmingly (no pun intended)simple: swarms of lawyers. They like upscale brief cases and shoes and such.
Posted by: normnuke | July 28, 2014 at 03:27 PM