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a recently retired publican from Cockwood in Devon
Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2014 at 01:12 PM
O my America, my Newfoundland.
Posted by: John Donne | July 30, 2014 at 01:18 PM
It must be a watch dog....
Posted by: JG | July 30, 2014 at 01:24 PM
Geezer bus tickets for everyone who remembers John Cameron Swayze for Timex....
But was the dog ticked off?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 30, 2014 at 01:25 PM
"Drinking up time" for a retiree? How does one set an alarm to ring nonstop 24 hours a day?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | July 30, 2014 at 01:50 PM
Talk about your Swiss movement.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 30, 2014 at 01:53 PM
coughed it up ?
eek - sloppy seconds
Posted by: ligirl | July 30, 2014 at 02:29 PM
lgirl: Now Playing: When the Swallows come back to Capistrano....
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 30, 2014 at 03:15 PM
Good thing it wasn't a digital watch.
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2014 at 03:40 PM
hugs MtB
smooches PB
Posted by: MOTW | July 30, 2014 at 03:41 PM
Even a sleeping dog is right twice a day.
Posted by: Frank Davuco | July 30, 2014 at 04:39 PM
*snags seat on Geezer Bus next to PB*
Posted by: klezmerphan | July 30, 2014 at 04:43 PM
"It must be a watch dog...."
See if it winds itself up by turning around a few times as it lies down?
Posted by: Albert the Alligator | July 30, 2014 at 04:46 PM
With time, this too shall pass.
Posted by: DesertAl | July 30, 2014 at 06:14 PM
'There's NO time, dammit!
Posted by: jack bow wow | July 30, 2014 at 06:40 PM
What time is it? It's time to get a new watch...or maybe it's time to get a new dog.
What time is 22:55 in Newfoundland Dog Time?
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | July 30, 2014 at 06:57 PM
I would love to have seen this as a plot twist with the Harrison Lesser Watch in "Only Fools and Horses."
That said, I've already forgotten the dog's name, but his stomach sure rings a bell.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 30, 2014 at 07:42 PM
MOTW: Welcome back!!!
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 31, 2014 at 10:24 AM
Yep, PB, this would be a great follow-on. "Takes a swallowin' and keeps on ...". Hmmm... Ok, maybe not.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | July 31, 2014 at 05:00 PM
Some dogs have fleas; this one has ticks.
Not sure I want to know where his snooze button is.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | August 11, 2014 at 09:50 AM