IT LOOKS... SCROTAL

Finally, a chair that replicates the look, feel, and smell of human flesh

(Thanks to James Fitzwilliam)

Comments

[manual tomato]

Hopefully it doesn't smell like Roseanne Barr.

[LeDud]

It should have tatoos to be authentic.

[nursecindyfanclub]

Can someone help me find my keys? I think I lost them in the...

[PirateBoy]

Can you scratch the covering?

[Riverview Dude]

Great, furniture that smells like arm pit!

[FredKey]

So many things wrong with this, just pondering where to begin staggers the imagination.

[ligirl]

'the edgar'

[Alien8]

I saw it warming up for Gentle Giant in '74. Helluva show.

[Harry Balzac]

I need one of these.

[Clankie]

The idiocracy is here.

[Wes S.]

I should put a picture of that on my fridge...as a dietary aid.

I'm also wondering if the care instructions include anything like "It rubs the lotion on its skin..."

("Hello, Buffalo Bill's Taxidermy and Upholstery Shop, how may I help you...?")

[tinatalker]

Euuuwwww. Just plain euuww. It's making my skin crawl just thinking about it.

[Loudmouth]

Funky cheese between the cushions. That lost change will never be recovered.

[Jan Grimsby.]

Looks like a hydrocele is what it looks like.

[Jan Grimsby.]

Also,if you're celebrating, Eid Mubarak!

[Steve]

Up to now, I've never been aware of wanting to be, "...lounging in the fleshy, comforting folds of a man’s belly."
After seeing this, well...
Nope. Still not feeling it.
Thank goodness.

[nursecindy]

There are three reasons I wouldn't buy this chair.
1. It's ugly
2. It costs $2,545
3. There is no #3.
Did I mention it costs $2,545 for this ugly chair?

[Tex]

Jan,
I believe it's Eid Al Fitr if you're referring to Ramadan.

[Layzeeboy]

I don't even like when my own scrotum gets stuck to my leg.

[ken]

If you could make it look and feel like a woman's lap, that would be one thing, but what was the idea of basing a chair on a man's skin? OOOhh, NTTAWWT.

[ligirl]

*snork* @ Layzeeboy - that's jes nuts!

[Gargoyle Socks]

Welcome! Here, have a seat on my balls.

[Jan Grimsby.]

Yeah Tex, I know. In Arabic 'Eid Mubarak' means 'Blessed Eid'. Sorta like saying 'Congrats'. At least I used it a bunch of times in that context when I worked in Oman, and didn't get my visa cancelled, so must not've been insulting anyone too badly. Having said that, much of my Arabic left a lot of my patients and families laughing so hard they'd cry.

[AmoebaStampede]

Uh, none for me, thanks, I'll just have the coffee table that tastes like coffee.

[Capisce]

I'm I the only one to notice that this freakish "chair" looks like it's sweating?

[ASK]

That was just like looking in a mirror!

[billb]

nurse cindy, I think you are missing the decorating potential of this, so picture four of them in a grouping on a marble floor overlooking Lake Lucerne thru floor to ceiling windows, with a bear skin rug in the center, Euro-Man-Cave! AMiRIGHT ?

[Tex]

Jan,

You're correct. I was hung up on the end of Ramadan. I was in Saudi for nine years and managed to avoid deportation as well. I could always find the hamam though (just say the word with a desperate look on your face - works every time).

[Ayatollah ben Dover]

I went to high school with Ed Mubarak.