IT LOOKS... SCROTAL
Finally, a chair that replicates the look, feel, and smell of human flesh
(Thanks to James Fitzwilliam)
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Hopefully it doesn't smell like Roseanne Barr.
Posted by: manual tomato | July 28, 2014 at 12:01 PM
It should have tatoos to be authentic.
Posted by: LeDud | July 28, 2014 at 12:11 PM
Can someone help me find my keys? I think I lost them in the...
Posted by: nursecindyfanclub | July 28, 2014 at 12:32 PM
Can you scratch the covering?
Posted by: PirateBoy | July 28, 2014 at 12:34 PM
Great, furniture that smells like arm pit!
Posted by: Riverview Dude | July 28, 2014 at 12:34 PM
So many things wrong with this, just pondering where to begin staggers the imagination.
Posted by: FredKey | July 28, 2014 at 12:39 PM
'the edgar'
Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2014 at 12:48 PM
I saw it warming up for Gentle Giant in '74. Helluva show.
Posted by: Alien8 | July 28, 2014 at 01:14 PM
I need one of these.
Posted by: Harry Balzac | July 28, 2014 at 01:14 PM
The idiocracy is here.
Posted by: Clankie | July 28, 2014 at 01:22 PM
I should put a picture of that on my fridge...as a dietary aid.
I'm also wondering if the care instructions include anything like "It rubs the lotion on its skin..."
("Hello, Buffalo Bill's Taxidermy and Upholstery Shop, how may I help you...?")
Posted by: Wes S. | July 28, 2014 at 01:30 PM
Euuuwwww. Just plain euuww. It's making my skin crawl just thinking about it.
Posted by: tinatalker | July 28, 2014 at 01:58 PM
Funky cheese between the cushions. That lost change will never be recovered.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 28, 2014 at 02:18 PM
Looks like a hydrocele is what it looks like.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 28, 2014 at 02:25 PM
Also,if you're celebrating, Eid Mubarak!
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 28, 2014 at 02:26 PM
Up to now, I've never been aware of wanting to be, "...lounging in the fleshy, comforting folds of a man’s belly."
After seeing this, well...
Nope. Still not feeling it.
Thank goodness.
Posted by: Steve | July 28, 2014 at 03:08 PM
There are three reasons I wouldn't buy this chair.
1. It's ugly
2. It costs $2,545
3. There is no #3.
Did I mention it costs $2,545 for this ugly chair?
Posted by: nursecindy | July 28, 2014 at 03:40 PM
Jan,
I believe it's Eid Al Fitr if you're referring to Ramadan.
Posted by: Tex | July 28, 2014 at 03:54 PM
I don't even like when my own scrotum gets stuck to my leg.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 28, 2014 at 04:14 PM
If you could make it look and feel like a woman's lap, that would be one thing, but what was the idea of basing a chair on a man's skin? OOOhh, NTTAWWT.
Posted by: ken | July 28, 2014 at 04:54 PM
*snork* @ Layzeeboy - that's jes nuts!
Posted by: ligirl | July 28, 2014 at 05:10 PM
Welcome! Here, have a seat on my balls.
Posted by: Gargoyle Socks | July 28, 2014 at 05:37 PM
Yeah Tex, I know. In Arabic 'Eid Mubarak' means 'Blessed Eid'. Sorta like saying 'Congrats'. At least I used it a bunch of times in that context when I worked in Oman, and didn't get my visa cancelled, so must not've been insulting anyone too badly. Having said that, much of my Arabic left a lot of my patients and families laughing so hard they'd cry.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 28, 2014 at 06:19 PM
Uh, none for me, thanks, I'll just have the coffee table that tastes like coffee.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 28, 2014 at 06:25 PM
I'm I the only one to notice that this freakish "chair" looks like it's sweating?
Posted by: Capisce | July 28, 2014 at 07:02 PM
That was just like looking in a mirror!
Posted by: ASK | July 28, 2014 at 07:41 PM
nurse cindy, I think you are missing the decorating potential of this, so picture four of them in a grouping on a marble floor overlooking Lake Lucerne thru floor to ceiling windows, with a bear skin rug in the center, Euro-Man-Cave! AMiRIGHT ?
Posted by: billb | July 28, 2014 at 10:43 PM
Jan,
You're correct. I was hung up on the end of Ramadan. I was in Saudi for nine years and managed to avoid deportation as well. I could always find the hamam though (just say the word with a desperate look on your face - works every time).
Posted by: Tex | July 29, 2014 at 05:45 AM
I went to high school with Ed Mubarak.
Posted by: Ayatollah ben Dover | July 29, 2014 at 09:26 AM