GET THAT NOBEL PRIZE READY
This Bluetooth-Enabled Vibrator Might Bring Us Closer to Computer-Engineered Orgasms
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
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July 29, 2014
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When techies talk about a "totally plugged-in society," they aren't kidding.
Posted by: Wes S. | July 29, 2014 at 10:39 AM
And while we're on the subject: Do you really want Skynet in charge of your orgasms?
Posted by: Wes S. | July 29, 2014 at 10:50 AM
but what if your teeth aren't blue ?
Posted by: ligirl | July 29, 2014 at 11:11 AM
Does it play Pac-Man music?
Posted by: Ralph | July 29, 2014 at 11:31 AM
Those devices are getting TOO SMART. Imigine the day will come, when instend of "FU" he or she says
"drop dead" in anger, and the vibrator says, "as
you wish" and electrocutes the "partner"...
Will provide lots of exciting inspiration for murder-based TV shows and movies, however.....
Posted by: funny man | July 29, 2014 at 11:42 AM
It's probably just me, but "..teledildonics..." gave me the giggles.
Anyone have any tips for getting wasps out of a cable box? Other than moving.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 29, 2014 at 11:53 AM
jan - try switching on BET
Posted by: ligirl | July 29, 2014 at 12:05 PM
*SNORK* @ lilgirl
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 29, 2014 at 12:13 PM
Gee thanks ligirl. Now I've just snorked yogurt down my nose. Resident border collie thinks it's Christmas.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 29, 2014 at 12:24 PM
I don't think "tooth" should ever be in the same sentence with "vibrator" and "orgasms".
Posted by: Head_Smashed_In | July 29, 2014 at 02:21 PM
Jan: Spray ether (starting fluid) or a CO2 fire extinguisher in the box, or put the whole thing in a bag in a freezer. You don't want to use any oil-based or water-based insecticide on electronics.
The ether/CO2 may just flush them out, but stunned enough so you can stomp them. Just use enough of it -- a little squirt just gets them mad.
Posted by: Ralph | July 29, 2014 at 04:16 PM
I thought that Bluetooth means "hands free", at least that's what I have in my car.
Posted by: NoName | July 29, 2014 at 06:02 PM
Ralph, how much is enough? Will a long squirt do it? And then I have to stomp 'em? OK. Tell my children I love them. Just kiddin'. Hubby's away on business so gonna get Stan next door to have a stab. He teaches swing dancing classes in his basement, so's up for pretty much anything that involves danger.
Posted by: Jan Grimsby. | July 29, 2014 at 06:21 PM
When it's finished, this app starts the cigarette-lighting app.
Posted by: Howard from Broward | July 29, 2014 at 09:04 PM
You go ligirl! Gee, Jan, my Border Collie is a yogurt freak, too. Actually, she's just a freak.
With a Bluetooth vibrator, do you stick it in your ear like those phone nerds do?
Posted by: Tex | July 30, 2014 at 07:20 AM
Anyone who owns a computer knows the issue of "Computer-Engineered Orgasms" was solved about 5 minutes after the Internet became available.
Posted by: Steve | July 30, 2014 at 10:22 AM
So, a guy teaches swing dancing in his basement? Sounds like an unsub on Criminal Minds.
Posted by: Tex | July 30, 2014 at 10:48 AM
Next question, thanks to ligirl, is how do I clean all of the coffee I just spewed onto my keyboard?
Posted by: ASK | July 30, 2014 at 11:29 PM