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Now we know where the Michelin Men go when they retire...
Posted by: JG | July 29, 2014 at 02:52 PM
My new Facebook cover photo.
Posted by: Suzie Q. Wacvet | July 29, 2014 at 03:12 PM
BWAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!
That "cracked" me up. I know, I'm sick.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 29, 2014 at 03:24 PM
that got Don Draper fired.
Posted by: chet | July 29, 2014 at 03:36 PM
not often we get to see uranus from the inside out
Posted by: ligirl | July 29, 2014 at 03:39 PM
That's a bunch of crap.
Posted by: Alien8 | July 29, 2014 at 04:12 PM
I'll double Dave's "ew" and throw in a "yuck".
Posted by: nursecindy | July 29, 2014 at 04:31 PM
Dave, cash in. They obviously took a lesson from the blog.
Posted by: Loudmouth | July 29, 2014 at 04:41 PM
There must be a joke about Congress here somewhere, but I'm too lazy to think of one.
Posted by: Cowtipper | July 29, 2014 at 05:06 PM
Calling Gene Weingarten.
Posted by: OldPhil | July 29, 2014 at 05:08 PM
Usually the way it works with prison is you get pinched and then end up in the block, not the other way around.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 29, 2014 at 05:28 PM
"Turdles". Hah!
Posted by: bonmot | July 29, 2014 at 05:47 PM
Oh my word. What people think up.
Posted by: Theresa | July 29, 2014 at 05:57 PM
What the f...
Posted by: Wes S. | July 29, 2014 at 07:06 PM
Oh good grief.
OTOH, my inner 12-year old thinks it's hilarious.
Posted by: Spiny Norman | July 29, 2014 at 07:58 PM
"Thanks to Barry." Yeah, right!
Posted by: will dooley | July 29, 2014 at 10:59 PM
Now that's what I call anthropoomorphism.
Posted by: ScottMGS | July 29, 2014 at 11:57 PM
I'm still stunned at the story - instead of viewing constipation from the human's point of view, they wanted to view it from the excrement's point of view.....
It's time to engage Jack Bauer to fix yet another Chinese problem!
Posted by: Trent | July 30, 2014 at 07:35 AM
Advertising is shit.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | July 30, 2014 at 08:05 AM
This has got to go.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 30, 2014 at 08:53 AM
Fascinating. Did someone just paint this thing and it was somehow seen by an advertising exec, or did some advertising exec have a bad dream and ask an artist to paint this? It's like a case study from Psychopathia Sexualis.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | July 30, 2014 at 09:34 AM
"Turdles" has a long history in that it was how we described the little rabbit-droppings that typically appeared in our younger daughter's diaper.
My father about died laughing when he heard us use the term. Then, he died. I hope the events weren't related.
Posted by: Steve | July 30, 2014 at 09:47 AM
Am I the only one who thinks they look like chocolate ice cream cones?
Posted by: Layzeeboy | July 30, 2014 at 03:59 PM