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July 14, 2014


Dollar General underwear thief flees in ice cream truck

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)


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BOLO for "Turkey in the Straw."

How desperate do you have to be to steal underwear from Dollar General?

The underwear in question are heading for the Mexican border as we speak

And they will be well chilled when they get there!

Sticky fingers

What tune was the ice cream truck playing? I'm guessing the brand of underwear was not Victoria's Secret.

Boy, that really should have worked.

I wonder how long it took police officers to find the Dollar General that she robbed. We call them the "pop up" stores because every time you turn around another one has popped up. I live in a small town with around 15,000 people and we have 5 of them already. Rock Hill South Carolina is larger but they have 12 of these stores.

The police easily found her because she was the only person wearing Frutti the Loom.

In our area the ice cream trucks play Scott Joplin's "The Entertainer" from "The Sting".

Oh, Rock Hill. Why didn't you say so?


Hey, it was an emergency. When you get ice cream on your panties, you need a fresh pair ASAP.

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