APPETIZING
Restaurant hires girls to walk crabs
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July 29, 2014
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Somehow street walking and crabs just seem to go together.
Posted by: Ms. Flukey | July 29, 2014 at 11:09 AM
Please curb your .... crab?
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | July 29, 2014 at 11:19 AM
There are some nice arrrrrrses there...
Posted by: Allen at Division | July 29, 2014 at 11:24 AM
Snork @ Mrs.Flukey...
I remember that famous comment Khan made in Star Trek II..."Crabs are a dish best served ...cold!"
Wait, I think I got it wrong....he was talking about revenge....
Posted by: funny man | July 29, 2014 at 11:27 AM
Meanwhile, in Russia....
Posted by: Ralph | July 29, 2014 at 11:39 AM
Things got REALLY out of hand when the burger joint down the street heard about the idea.
Posted by: ASK | July 29, 2014 at 11:46 AM
Truth in advertising - "eat here and get crabs"
Posted by: markhh | July 29, 2014 at 12:16 PM
When I was a kid crabs were something that you tried to avoid!
Posted by: Riverview Dude | July 29, 2014 at 12:28 PM
Girls with crabs - very appealing!
Posted by: NoName | July 29, 2014 at 12:28 PM
I think walking crabs or bananas is a very good way for'them to get some exercise. Or they could dance to my wonderful hip hop and rockin abs music...
Posted by: Shaun T, (for unreal) | July 29, 2014 at 01:12 PM
Those girls are going to get tired of walking sideways.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | July 29, 2014 at 01:54 PM
How will the girls react to getting pinched ? (By the crabs you dirty old....)
Posted by: LeDud | July 29, 2014 at 02:10 PM
Seems the old Mao suit is out of fashion - a good thing.
Posted by: Tex | July 30, 2014 at 07:11 AM
Crabs are the politicians of sea life.
When faced with a real problem, they go sideways.
Posted by: Steve | July 30, 2014 at 10:00 AM