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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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I'm pretty sure I dated Nutcracker Man back in the 80's. He had a great personality.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 09, 2014 at 10:50 AM
So if you see a guy with a face like a catcher's mitt, odds are the men in his family got punched a lot?
Posted by: FredKey | June 09, 2014 at 10:58 AM
Speaking of nutcrackers, how come we didn't evolve with more beefy-ness down there?
Posted by: MazarLarry | June 09, 2014 at 12:29 PM
The first know 'Cut men' used sophisticated techniques to close gaping facial cuts while shouting tot the fighter from their corner, "beat his F'n azz, use the jab." It is thought the F word was first conceived and used heavily during this time.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 09, 2014 at 12:36 PM
Shortly after the discovery of alcohol.
Posted by: Horace LaBadie | June 09, 2014 at 02:23 PM
That would explain the butt kicking defense developed by the Kardasians.
Posted by: Clankie | June 09, 2014 at 10:33 PM