I'LL HAVE THE McRIBS
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June 25, 2014
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All he wanted was a meal that would stick to his ribs. Or in...
Posted by: JG | June 25, 2014 at 10:44 AM
One of the rare times New Yorkers actually took notice.
Actually, he wasn't just "chatting" on his phone. He phoned home to say his goodbyes in case he didn't make it through to the next meal, but he did.
The video they had on the news here showed the blood dripping down his back, but he is going to be OK.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 25, 2014 at 11:35 AM
"Right, so that's a sausage biscuit, a small coffee, and a McTetanus shot. If you're interested, our Happy Meal theme right now is Grey's Anatomy, so you can choose gauze or sutures as your prize."
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | June 25, 2014 at 11:56 AM
Given the usual wait in the emergency room, eating before you go in is considered proper by us.
They also offer pamphlets in English and Spanish to help with the wait. The pamphlet "Now that you've been shot" or "No le dé su nombre real" provides many useful tips.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | June 25, 2014 at 12:15 PM
Oh my gosh isn't that awful. Geez.
Posted by: Theresa | June 25, 2014 at 12:42 PM
Looks like somebody pinned a fish to his back with a knife.
Posted by: ubetcha | June 25, 2014 at 12:43 PM
Probably just famished after a morning in divorce court.
Posted by: Clankie | June 25, 2014 at 12:48 PM
Big Mac the Knife?
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 25, 2014 at 01:13 PM
Mc911.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 25, 2014 at 02:37 PM
*Snork* at PirateBoy!
Posted by: ubetcha | June 25, 2014 at 03:32 PM
You can get anything you want at mcdonalds restaurant
Posted by: Manual tomato | June 25, 2014 at 03:53 PM
And only 83% of the patrons and workers asked him to buy their lotto tickets.
Posted by: Steve | June 25, 2014 at 05:22 PM
the one fun time I went to D C General Emergency Room with my stupid room mate who stuck his foot thru our glass coffee table, [idiot]
It was blood-gore fest 2000. They treat the Worst-First, so we were there a goodly while, and I got to see the odd bunch of stab/bullet wounds, yee haaa murica.
Posted by: billb | June 25, 2014 at 10:04 PM
I'm lovin it. It's deep. baby!
So just stab me in the back!
It's good to eat McRibs Jack!
Micky-up your day!
==New McDonalds promo song
Posted by: funny man | June 26, 2014 at 01:51 PM