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June 16, 2014


Here is where we stand:

Jack Bauer managed to save Simone (code name “Pinky Stump”) from her Evil Drone Mom, who tried to kill Simone with missiles in an excellent car chase that required Jack to requisition two civilian vehicles, whose owners will no doubt be fully reimbursed by the United States government for any collateral damage caused by missiles or getting punched in the face. Jack is now supposed to meet with President William Devane, who appears to be about to turn himself over to Margot in exchange for not wreaking any more special effects on downtown London.

The Russians still want Jack.

Navarro is still the mole and is doing mole things with that other guy. We frankly do not understand this part of the plot.

Agent Kate Morgan is still very capable.

Edgar is still dead.

We will be providing updates during tonight’s episode as plot developments develop. Stay tuned in the comments afterward for The Amazing Steve’s amazing recap.

In conclusion: Go Heat USA soccer team!

UPDATE: The Amazing Steve writes that "If you count the movie Redemption, tonight is the 200th hour of 24."

UPDATE: "These are more like Kaiser rolls than doughnuts." Ooooh, BURN.

UPDATE: Who the hell turns in doughnuts with NO FILLING??? 


UPDATE: President Devane is lucky Jack didn't deck him.

UPDATE: OK, with all due respect to the writers, why would Terror Mom care what anybody thinks, seeing as how she is a psychotic mass murderer?

UPDATE: "So wake the bitch up." Whoa.

UPDATE: This is really not Simone's day.

UPDATE: "We need a drill and a soldering iron STAT."

UPDATE: Mark of course can get the codes for Wembley Stadium. 

UPDATE: So is Audrey in charge of the government? Or what?

UPDATE: The Secret Service detail plugs right into Jack's phone.


UPDATE: The president, like everybody else on this show, heals in seconds.

UPDATE: Right. It's easy for the president of the United Freaking States to walk away from all his security. Because they never think to cover... the back door!

UPDATE: "Geez, Jack! Do you always have to PUNCH everybody?"

UPDATE: Jack don't need no stinkin' pilot.

UPDATE: Jack don't need to get no clearance from no air-traffic-control authorities.

UPDATE: Errand boy strikes back!

UPDATE: Apparently the safety is off. 

UPDATE: It's just a gaping chest wound. He'll be fine.

UPDATE: TAC Team 7 is my favorite TAC Team.

UPDATE: Didn't Kate get stabbed in the leg like 90 minutes ago?

UPDATE: It's nice the way Terror Mom praises her son when he reactivates the drones.

UPDATE: Fortunately, a helicopter landing in Wembley Stadium would not draw any attention.

UPDATE: Is it just me, or does Audrey have weird nostrils?

UPDATE: This is some very fine overacting.

UPDATE: Seriously, something has been done to those nostrils.

UPDATE: "End of the road, Jack." WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?

UPDATE: Chloe has managed to resolve the data pack into three screens! BUT WE'RE OUT OF TIME!

UPDATE: And the president is tackled by Wayne Rooney!

UPDATE: I bet they're glad they got the Facial Recognition App for their drone.


UPDATE: Next week: PAYBACK. Take it, The Amazing Steve.


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whats with the star wars music

@ Java

i dunno. but if there's a payoff in the last 10 min. I'll likely let it slide anyway ...

I hope Jack doesn't have a FL helo license.

Jack the Surgeon!

Jack the Helicopter Pilot!

Jack the Soccer Goalie!

It's the music from the Ryan Chappelle episode!

Exciting music!

Jack is going to fly the chopper too? What a guy.

Where's Chloe? On vacation this week?

24 has never done great with that whole sunset thing

How soon before Prez asks "Why am I here? Where are we going?"

Jack Bauer plans to drop the President on evil Mom?
I don't think he has thought this through.

But the heli is a cool touch. Reminds me of The old
Highway Patrols when they had to hunt chickens...I mean bad guys...

it's a Hellercopter

Are we there yet? I gotta take a leek. You know, the onion-like thing.

Jordan with the assist!

Donuts for Diva for Gods sake....

A gun down the front of the pants? That's a) redundant and b) unbelievably stupid.


I guess Dead Guy is not as dead or as dumb as we thought.

Somebody answer that phone!!!

Gofer is goner.

Guess the safety wasn't on. Oops.

Please stop fighting and answer the phone.

On the other hand...

Safety this, moron!

Cleanup, aisle 1!

'es not dead yet...

At least he's (the agent Navarro tried to kill) a

I guess the safety was off.

Some proper shooting and bloodletting !

But also dead.

Don't mess with the geek.

On the other hand...

Safety this, moron!

Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 16, 2014 at 09:39 PM

Safety this, *bitch*

That bad guy sure was spry for getting hit upside the head with a pipe 30 seconds ago.

Drop Dead deserves to drop dead after that stupidity. He drips to death.

I guess Steve the Mole lucked out again.

Dud, I'll have you know I'm stone cold sober, which, frankly, should scare the hell outta you.

as noted earlier, Jordan is too stupid 2 live ...

Meanwhile, the Team is playing Tag in London.

Or at least he's not being presidential. lol

I sure hope the London Monarchs aren't playing a game at Wembley tonight in the NFL's European Football League!

Who's playing Wembley tonight? QPR? ManU is town?

is this any time for home diy ?

Where is Chloe??

@ dances

lower division playoffs mebbe?

Man, they just used any computer lying around to send top secret stuff?

Harris, upload this disk on the fastest LTE network in the business.

Genn, it would sure explain a lot, eh?

Okay, Kate's completely healed by now??

Hmmm, Jordan is gone...because evil mole had him killed.

I found her! She's in that place!

500 square miles..... = 800 square kilometers? They are in England, after all!

What a place for the copter to land. Oh, well, World Cup's in Brazil, anyway. Bullets land in thighs, balls bounce off of them and heads and wrists or anything else in soccer.

What....pshco mom .....He's a good son.....

"If you say so."

You think people mouthing off to Mum fare well, Ian?

Somehow I don't think Mom and Son are on the same page.

Evil mom might have to spank her son if he plays with the extra drones.

Diva, yeah. Download and send that to Chloe, wherever she is!

Navarro is a real sleeze. I hope his cover gets blown.

"Jordan's missing? My gosh, he was a good agent!"

Watch for Crocodile tears or stoicism when they announce Jordan's dead body.

What's that in gallons, Trent?

@ Trent

they still use miles there for some reason iirc ...

Dave not only did Kate get shot in the leg but Jack was shot in the shoulder about 4 hours ago. Even the hole in his jacket has healed.

He has a chopper. Why does he need gate codes?

How come the Royal AF hasn't shot down the drones by now .

Shouldn't the RAF be shootin' that copter down by now?

He can't just land on the field why?


"Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Baaaaaaaauer!"

Maybe Chloe is kicking back with Prime Minister Jeeves.

No, there she is.

The exciting music is back!

Most boring ringtones in existence.

chloe's out clubbin

Did that guy hit on Chloe!!!!! Shoot him.

Oh blimey! Is that a copter landing in Wembley's? Is that the Queen parachuting again?

Chloe needs her taser back.

Of course, Cindy! It's that new miracle CIA fabric!

SigBauer - wow, didn't know that. I know they use liters for gasoline and grams for weight....always assumed they were 100% metric.

I suppose walking right into Wembley Stadium with the POTUS in tow will be no probs?

Chloe will have to taser some pub mashers.

We've found Chloe!

An idiot is going to spill his beer on her laptop.

Chloe's being petulant. Then again, she is working out of a pub...sober.

Are they really going to drag this drone shooting the Prez thing until next week? Seriously?

//munching donuts

@ homey

grounds-keeper wuld have a FIT ...

Frog protection? No, they couldn't keep them out of the Whitehouse even.

Jersey Boys ! with Jack Bauer ....

@Nursecindy, Jack is surgeon, silly.

@ Trent

it's like the ONLY remaining 'imperial' measurement left or sumtin' ...

wasn't christopher walken in 24 ? maybe not...

Then she will rip his throat out, Trops!

Apparently the UK does not have the equivalent of the FAA, because neither Jack nor Pilot had to file a flight plan. But if they did, that makes at least 21
people who know....

Dave, Jack don't need no clearance. And no one in London bats an eye when strange helicopters fly by.

Diva is stone sober....whats the world coming to ????

Seriously, did Dunkin' Donuts and Krispy Kreme miss a great advertising opportunity earlier tonight?

Pub drunk best mind his Ps & Qs.

Chloe should take out her taser.

UtopiaTV sounds awesomely awful.

Do you think Chloe can climb firewalls behind firewalls?

"He is something"....I laughed ......whats wrong with me ???

Can we get beer And doughnuts delivered by drone?

I'm ready, only have fruit punch tonight...

now, since this is not a 'full' season we're all done with daylight?

Here we go. Final round of the night! Last call!

Chloe! Yeah! But hiss...her UK boss is a bad guy!!!

Adrian is Bad.

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