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Another Guy Gets Arrested For Masturbating Inside A Walmart in Tulsa, Oklahoma
(Thanks to Jon Harris)
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Just another guy fending off prostate cancer.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 20, 2014 at 09:44 AM
It's a conspiracy due to promotional influence causing all this.
Posted by: manual tomato | June 20, 2014 at 10:34 AM
He was caught "removing his penis from his khaki shorts".
My god! At my advanced age, and I never knew they were detachable!
I think mine's stuck.
Posted by: Steve | June 20, 2014 at 11:07 AM
Hmm, the penis pump judge was from a Tulsa suburb.
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2006-08-18-judge-sentenced_x.htm
Posted by: Ray | June 20, 2014 at 11:12 AM
Hence all the round smiley faces
Posted by: Bill Hudgins | June 20, 2014 at 11:12 AM
He needs one of those fancy new Chinese extractor machines.
Posted by: Layzeeboy | June 20, 2014 at 12:27 PM
Oh whacking day, oh whacking day....
Posted by: Lisa Simpson | June 20, 2014 at 12:51 PM
If Sam Walton would have known what Wal-Mart would come to he would have burned the first one down and went fishing!
Posted by: Riverview Dude | June 20, 2014 at 12:55 PM
Ya know isn't that dumb. I'd be telling him get a life dude someplace else.
Posted by: Theresa | June 20, 2014 at 01:17 PM
His brother acted in porn films (See another story..) using the alias "Dave Pounder". Alas, his brother, poor Peter, reduced to roles in gay porn and the Wal-Mart express lane...
Posted by: PirateBoy | June 20, 2014 at 01:19 PM
Think he'll beat the rap?
Posted by: JG | June 20, 2014 at 08:07 PM
Aren't there fitting rooms with large mirrors for things like this.
Posted by: Chicken hit | June 22, 2014 at 01:14 AM