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June 30, 2014


Fighting spiders with fire.

Thanks to Jay Brandes, Ralph K., and DaninTustin)


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That's what the Hellfires are for

I know an old lady who fired a lighter
She fired a lighter to kill the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why she swallowed a fly

What happened to the spider?

always loved that one MOTW ;)

the not so bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
out came the flames to burn the f*cker out
up went the house & Everything we owned
BUT the mother f*cker spider ? - whereabouts unknown

Re spider: it's probably posting selfies on its Facebook site.

The spider is in hiding, shaking and asking herself, "Think! Do you know this woman? Did you say the wrong thing? She's after you! Think!"

I find this to be a perfectly reasonable reaction.

Didn't someone use fire in ARACHNAPHOBIA ? She's probably just a big movie goer.

"she used a cigarette lighter to set some towels on fire to kill a spider."


Today's Wizard of Id

Hey! This is supposed to be GUYS in action!

I would have used a blowtorch, and the house be damned.

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