A ROLLED-UP NEWSPAPER ALSO WORKS
Fighting spiders with fire.
(Thanks to Jay Brandes, Ralph K., and DaninTustin)
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That's what the Hellfires are for
Posted by: JG | June 30, 2014 at 02:42 PM
I know an old lady who fired a lighter
She fired a lighter to kill the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
But I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Posted by: MOTW | June 30, 2014 at 02:52 PM
What happened to the spider?
Posted by: Duncan Idaho | June 30, 2014 at 03:00 PM
always loved that one MOTW ;)
the not so bitsy spider climbed up the water spout
out came the flames to burn the f*cker out
up went the house & Everything we owned
BUT the mother f*cker spider ? - whereabouts unknown
Posted by: ligirl | June 30, 2014 at 03:08 PM
Re spider: it's probably posting selfies on its Facebook site.
Posted by: Digger | June 30, 2014 at 03:23 PM
The spider is in hiding, shaking and asking herself, "Think! Do you know this woman? Did you say the wrong thing? She's after you! Think!"
Posted by: Steve | June 30, 2014 at 04:00 PM
I find this to be a perfectly reasonable reaction.
Posted by: Diva | June 30, 2014 at 04:21 PM
Didn't someone use fire in ARACHNAPHOBIA ? She's probably just a big movie goer.
Posted by: LeDud | June 30, 2014 at 04:55 PM
"she used a cigarette lighter to set some towels on fire to kill a spider."
Amateur.
Posted by: padraig | June 30, 2014 at 05:04 PM
Today's Wizard of Id
Posted by: Ralph | June 30, 2014 at 05:50 PM
Hey! This is supposed to be GUYS in action!
Posted by: wanderer2575 | June 30, 2014 at 06:45 PM
I would have used a blowtorch, and the house be damned.
Posted by: ubetcha | July 01, 2014 at 09:32 AM