24
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Sorry! We nodded off there, thinking about last week's episode. Here is where we stand, to the best of our recollection:
Evil Game of Thrones Finger-Choppin’ Drone Mom lured the CIA into a building and used one of her drones to blow it up. Chloe found out about the trap, but we don’t know (at least I don’t know) if Ritter and Navarro got out of the building in time. Agent Kate Morgan continues to be an important character.
Jack had a reunion with Audrey but – this was definitely the low point of the season so far -- did not kill her.
Edgar, on the other hand, is still dead.
Be sure to check the comments after the show for the recap by The Amazing Steve.
UPDATE: Chef Ramsey just said, quote, "That is one of the worst meatloafs I have ever eaten."
UPDATE: "None of you did a meatloaf justice."
UPDATE: "You absolutely humiliated a meatloaf."
UPDATE: If President Devane poops his pants, they're going to be suspicious.
UPDATE: "Jack wants her. Jack needs her. Jack gets her." Heheheheh.
UPDATE: I'm sorry, but if my mom recently had my finger chopped off, I'd be a little chilly.
UPDATE: Could Giant Chin's attractive blond secretary be the mole?
UPDATE: Plot twist! Jack has been working for the arms dealer!
UPDATE: "There is a very good chance we will both end up dead." Jack, you silver-tongued devil!
UPDATE: So Navid's sister is dead, right?
UPDATE: Has anything happened yet?
UPDATE: Seriously, she is walking around chatting on the phone WITH HER FINGER CHOPPED OFF. If I had MY finger chopped off, that would be pretty much all I would talk about. If somebody said to me, for example, "Please pass the ketchup," I would be all "OHMIGOD I HAD MY FINGER CHOPPED OFF!!!"
UPDATE: Thank God for the totally invisible earpiece, huh?
UPDATE: UH-oh. Power tools.
UPDATE: Computer screens on TV never look like computer screens in real life.
UPDATE: The Brits screw up EVERYTHING.
UPDATE: Agent Kate! Thighs of Doom AND a reverse stab! We love Agent Kate very much.
UPDATE: Jack Bauer, with the most dramatic keystroke ever.
UPDATE: NAVARRO IS THE MOLE??
UPDATE: Next week, Jack protects whatsherhame from her Evil Finger Choppin' Mom, who HAS A VISUAL!
Take it away, The Amazing Steve.
But what about President Heller?
(he can get his own blog.)
Posted by: funny man | June 02, 2014 at 08:32 PM
President Heller can make you a smokin' deal on a reverse mortgage.
Posted by: Wes S. | June 02, 2014 at 08:36 PM
Which character is going to mention Kate's husband this week? Maybe Awwdrey.
Posted by: Ednamode | June 02, 2014 at 08:38 PM
Dave! I am here! I am not a sphere!
Posted by: Gennita Low | June 02, 2014 at 08:43 PM
"Scientists say human teleportation is 'possible' as they transfer atoms three metres in groundbreaking experiment."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2643332/Beam-Scientists-sat-teleportation-possible-transfer-atoms.html
Big deal, Daily Mail. Jack Bauer was beaming himself around LA for years before your boffins stepped up to the plate... ;)
Posted by: Wes S. | June 02, 2014 at 08:48 PM
*drinks*
OK, ready for action.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 08:49 PM
hahaha....whoa. I look different in the mirror.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | June 02, 2014 at 08:52 PM
Reporting for duty. Barely. Humor will be slightly off.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | June 02, 2014 at 08:54 PM
I am going to try to watch this dreck tonight. Shoot something, dammit.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 02, 2014 at 08:55 PM
We need a "roll call". So I'll start.
"Homestyle, Bagel, Hot Cross, Buttermilk, ..."
Posted by: funny man | June 02, 2014 at 08:57 PM
I just saw that, Dave. I was NOT expecting them to diss that meatloaf!
Posted by: Diva | June 02, 2014 at 08:58 PM
Gordon Ramsey is about one iota nicer than Mom chopping off her daughter's finger.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 08:59 PM
I miss Chef Ramsey dropping F-bombs. He is way too nice on this show.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 02, 2014 at 08:59 PM
Also, damn you, Dave. I clicked. I CLICKED!!!! *sobs*
Posted by: Diva | June 02, 2014 at 08:59 PM
Welcome, Andy TTHG!
Posted by: Dave | June 02, 2014 at 08:59 PM
Jack Bauer is about to shoot a meatloaf in its thigh.
Posted by: Shane the Tacolad | June 02, 2014 at 09:00 PM
BLEEP! BLOOP! BLEEP! BLOOP!
JACK BAUER POWER HOUR!
JACK BAUER POWER HOUR!
JACK BAUER POWER HOUR!
JACK BAUER POWER HOUR!
J A C K B A U E R P O W E R H O U R !
(To "A Whole New World" from "Aladdin")
Margot Al-Harazi:
I can blow up the world
Rockets, explosions, stunning
Tell me, Bauer, just when did
You think you could ruin my plans?
I can shoot from up high
With your drone planes and missles
Hurting, killing and maiming
With lots of targeting scans
My whole new world
All my extremist points of view
No one can tell me no or where to go
Or say I'm only dreaming...
Jack:
Your whole new world
A freakish place you'll never know
Because I'm still alive, I'll still deprive
That thought you're in a whole new world aglow
Margot Al-Harazi:
(Now I'll make the whole new world aglow)
Jack:
Unbelievable nights
Indescribable healing
Stabbing, shooting, killing
Through endless seas of low lifes
Your whole new world
Margot Al-Harazi: (Don't you dare stab my thighs)
Jack: A hundred thousand lives to save
Margot Al-Harazi: (Hold your breath, you'll get deader)
Jack:
I'd like to shoot your heart
Take you apart
So that you can't
Visit your husband's grave
Margot Al-Harazi: My whole new world
Jack: Each chance I'll surprise
Margot Al-Harazi: With new objectives to follow
Jack: With each step I get closer
Both:
I'll chase you everywhere
No time to spare
Let me change this whole new world for you
Margot Al-Harazi: My whole new world
Jack: You're whole new world
Margot Al-Harazi: That's where I'll be
Jack: That's where you're wrong
Margot Al-Harazi: A killing place
Jack: I'll shoot your face
Both: Just wait and see...
Brought to you by: JackSack™ ("JackSack™ was made out of a magic carpet' that's why it holds so much stuff!") and ChloeSack™ ("ChloeSack™ will ride JackSack™'s carpet anyday!")
LET'S GET READY TO ROOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE!
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Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | June 02, 2014 at 09:00 PM
I've got a beer perimeter set up. ..
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 02, 2014 at 09:00 PM
The Viewers Have Been Advised!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | June 02, 2014 at 09:00 PM
Is he good to you?
*vomits*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:00 PM
...And the first friggin' thing they show when recapping last night's action is Awwwdrey bawling.
*drinks*
Posted by: Wes S. | June 02, 2014 at 09:00 PM
Not starting off well with Audrey....
Posted by: Trent | June 02, 2014 at 09:00 PM
Present and accounted for sir.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 02, 2014 at 09:01 PM
Not Awwwdrey already! Noooooooooooo.
On the other hand, they did give us a viewer discretion warning...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | June 02, 2014 at 09:01 PM
Ian wastched over his shoulder and presto! He knows how to fly the drones.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:01 PM
So did anybody let the wrongly-accused drone pilot out of the brig yet? Just wondering...
Posted by: Wes S. | June 02, 2014 at 09:02 PM
wastched? Drinking already Jeff?
Posted by: nursecindy | June 02, 2014 at 09:02 PM
A REDIRECT %%%%
Posted by: LeDud | June 02, 2014 at 09:02 PM
The proxies have vomited an IP address! Run for your lives!
Posted by: danceswithvowels | June 02, 2014 at 09:02 PM
Oh yeah... There were explosions last week
Posted by: Homeybeef | June 02, 2014 at 09:02 PM
Whisper to me Jack
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 02, 2014 at 09:02 PM
Darn - stupid Steve survived.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:02 PM
AUDREYY!!! NOOO!!!!
Posted by: beeeeper | June 02, 2014 at 09:02 PM
Did they get some more CTU guys?
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | June 02, 2014 at 09:02 PM
Argh, Dave! Why did you make me click? Argh, my cousin Barry Mani Low.
Posted by: Gennita Low | June 02, 2014 at 09:03 PM
Why couldn't Lady Finger Chopping Stark demand Audrey instead?
Posted by: Siouxie | June 02, 2014 at 09:03 PM
How many agents did we lose?
All the ones with red shirts,
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:03 PM
Actually, I have decided I *gulp* like Awwwdrey this season. Don't shoot me in the thigh.
Posted by: Diva | June 02, 2014 at 09:03 PM
How is it the guy without the helmet is the only one who didn't get hurt? Did the president just say they have earwax?
Posted by: nursecindy | June 02, 2014 at 09:03 PM
PM Jeeves looks like he smells something awful...
Posted by: Trent | June 02, 2014 at 09:03 PM
Ah, the forgery of the Presidential order: "The bearer has done what he has done for the good of France..."
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 02, 2014 at 09:03 PM
Can Prime Minister Fry call in Top Gear for assistance?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | June 02, 2014 at 09:03 PM
President Awwwdrey's Dad sounds like he's got a bad cold.
Posted by: Diva | June 02, 2014 at 09:04 PM
So Stephen Fry set up this whole thing to get the info on the drones?
Posted by: Homeybeef | June 02, 2014 at 09:04 PM
...You'd think Prime Minister Mycroft Holmes would be a little ticked about all the rogue CIA hit teams running around his country kicking in doors as well as all the rogue drones.
Just sayin'.
...Oh wait: NOW you're going to start coordinating with the Brits. Jolly good...
Posted by: Wes S. | June 02, 2014 at 09:04 PM
Jeeves went for more tea.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:04 PM
Pres....dementia....drink...
Posted by: LeDud | June 02, 2014 at 09:04 PM
time to unleash Jack on all of them!
Posted by: beeeeper | June 02, 2014 at 09:04 PM
Do not piss off Stephen Fry. You saw what happened when you killed his favorite pigeon. Imagine if you kill London.
Posted by: MareBear | June 02, 2014 at 09:04 PM
"Anything you want me to do?"
YES! Exit, stage right, please.
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | June 02, 2014 at 09:04 PM
I don't think he ever had any wits...if you asked me.
Posted by: Siouxie | June 02, 2014 at 09:04 PM
AHAHAHAHA! Prez Witless.
Posted by: Gennita Low | June 02, 2014 at 09:04 PM
Not only doesn't he have his wits about him, Jeeves, but Audrey is his daughter,
Poor bastard.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:05 PM
PM Jeeves is surprised that Heller can tell his arse from the soil on the ground.
Posted by: danceswithvowels | June 02, 2014 at 09:05 PM
"I'm trusting a man ... who hasn't got his wits about him?"
But enough about your local Congressperson....
Posted by: Diva | June 02, 2014 at 09:05 PM
president Buy Silver sounds congested
Posted by: beeeeper | June 02, 2014 at 09:05 PM
That should have gone like this:
"Mr. Heller? President Bauer is here."
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | June 02, 2014 at 09:05 PM
Someone is the "Only chance we've got!" NOOOO!
Posted by: BevfromNYC | June 02, 2014 at 09:06 PM
That was the coolest way of asking for permission to shoot someone in the thigh that I've ever seen.
Posted by: Shane the Tacolad | June 02, 2014 at 09:06 PM
Jack...shoot the pres. Your country needs thie!
Posted by: LeDud | June 02, 2014 at 09:06 PM
Why is Navarro playing soldier man?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | June 02, 2014 at 09:06 PM
Bertie Wooster used to hang at his club in London called "The Drones."
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 02, 2014 at 09:06 PM
Jack's in charge. About damn time!
Posted by: Siouxie | June 02, 2014 at 09:06 PM
Those pills are looking mighty good for dealing with this plot. ..
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 02, 2014 at 09:06 PM
Ritter can hear suprisingly well for a guy who was standing right next to an exploding 500-pound bomb without hearing protection, no?
Posted by: Wes S. | June 02, 2014 at 09:06 PM
I want Kate Morgan.
Jack wants her, Jack needs her, Jack gets her,
He sounds sane to me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:07 PM
"You will give Jack Bauer whatever he needs..."
That went over well. How about some beer?
Posted by: funny man | June 02, 2014 at 09:07 PM
"Jack gets her"....nudge...nudge...wink...wink
Posted by: LeDud | June 02, 2014 at 09:07 PM
Give Jack whatever he needs! Finally, a great President!!!
Posted by: Trent | June 02, 2014 at 09:07 PM
JACK WANTS HER
JACK NEEDS HER
JACK GETS HER.
Never has there been more romantic words.
Posted by: Gennita Low | June 02, 2014 at 09:07 PM
"Jack wants her, Jack needs her, Jack gets her!" Damn right.
Posted by: Diva | June 02, 2014 at 09:07 PM
"Field Investigation Kit?" Is that to help Heller finding his hole in the ground?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | June 02, 2014 at 09:07 PM
"What? Jack wants me?"
*Kate preens*
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:07 PM
Say no more, say no more.
Posted by: MareBear | June 02, 2014 at 09:07 PM
Ooooh, Drone Brother hates Drone Sister.
Posted by: Gennita Low | June 02, 2014 at 09:08 PM
maybe jack will decide he *doesn't* want the weepy, whiny one now?
Posted by: beeeeper | June 02, 2014 at 09:08 PM
'Jack wants her jack needs her jack GETS HER', dammit!
Posted by: ligirl | June 02, 2014 at 09:08 PM
*SMACK*
Posted by: Siouxie | June 02, 2014 at 09:08 PM
... Jack needs her, Jack gets her! ! Woo-hoo!
Posted by: Allen at Division | June 02, 2014 at 09:08 PM
Don't second guess a finger chopper!
Posted by: Trent | June 02, 2014 at 09:08 PM
Hmmm. Not only are they using spare cast members from Game of Thrones, they seem to be using spare furniture from that show, too...
Posted by: Wes S. | June 02, 2014 at 09:08 PM
Bitchenstein lives.
Posted by: Loudmouth | June 02, 2014 at 09:08 PM
"You always DID like her best!!"
Posted by: Diva | June 02, 2014 at 09:09 PM
So, this Kate ... is she a, uh, goer?
Posted by: danceswithvowels | June 02, 2014 at 09:09 PM
Careful! It's hard to fly drones when you're missing fingers, bro...
Posted by: tropichunt.com guy™ | June 02, 2014 at 09:09 PM
"I'm fine., I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A WIDOW."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:09 PM
How can one person fly 5 drones at the same time?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | June 02, 2014 at 09:09 PM
Crazy mom really needs to look into some anger management classes or a hobby. Maybe she should take up knitting. That usually calms my nerves.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 02, 2014 at 09:09 PM
Drone Sister has secrets, but I can't put her finger on it...
Posted by: beeeeper | June 02, 2014 at 09:09 PM
"Think what you have sacrificed... your finger, your husband."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:10 PM
soooo, mommy doesn't play favorites at least? she harms both children physically?
Posted by: SigBauer | June 02, 2014 at 09:10 PM
Cheesewiz? Practice, practice, practice.
Posted by: nursecindy | June 02, 2014 at 09:10 PM
"...what needs to be done." YEAH SHOOT the Bietchen MOM.
Posted by: LeDud | June 02, 2014 at 09:10 PM
Damn, you can't count on this drone family.
Posted by: Gennita Low | June 02, 2014 at 09:10 PM
Wonder if the sister will be wearing the proverbial red shirt...
Posted by: Trent | June 02, 2014 at 09:10 PM
WTFBBQ is going on with this Sprint ad? Because it is tres bad.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | June 02, 2014 at 09:11 PM
Snork @ Jeff.
"find out what she knows" Well, Simone, not willing to disobey and lose digits, says okay.
Posted by: funny man | June 02, 2014 at 09:11 PM
"Hi, I know we've got this super secret plan and all, but I'm going to lay it all out on this voicemail that's being recorded by a major telecommunications company. Because I'm good at secret stuff." Frankly, the sister DESERVES to die.
Posted by: Shane the Tacolad | June 02, 2014 at 09:11 PM
That makes me wonder just exactly what Mom has sacrificed.
Posted by: Diva | June 02, 2014 at 09:11 PM
Cheesewiz, easy, he can't count :).
Posted by: Gennita Low | June 02, 2014 at 09:11 PM