WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?
(Thanks to Charles Cates)
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May 06, 2014
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The "Apple" of his eye?
Posted by: Riverview Dude | May 06, 2014 at 09:08 AM
so he likes to unzip his files on his laptop ?
Posted by: ligirl | May 06, 2014 at 09:15 AM
He has a point but a good hat might cover it.
And I would argue that the porn he is so in love with does not originate in his computer but in the wall outlet into which it is plugged. The porn in there is powerfully electric.
I would advise him to remove the cover and "make love" to the innards of the source.
Posted by: Steve | May 06, 2014 at 09:41 AM
I say that the court ought to grant him relief in this one instance, and without setting a precedent for future cases, let him marry the laptop. Then look him up in two years and if that laptop isn't in perfect shape, arrest him for wifebeating and put him under the jail.
Posted by: Alien8 | May 06, 2014 at 11:19 AM
If corporations are people...Why not???
Posted by: par4 | May 06, 2014 at 12:45 PM
Someone's sneaking 'round the mouse pad
Could that someone be Mac the Wife?
Posted by: Bob | May 06, 2014 at 02:27 PM
At least he's not giving up his dignity.
Posted by: Cheesewiz | May 06, 2014 at 04:49 PM
If they break up and it was the computer from "2001 A Space Odessey" it would be "HALimony".
Posted by: LeDud | May 06, 2014 at 05:15 PM