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May 06, 2014


Not Florida Man.

(Thanks to Charles Cates)


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The "Apple" of his eye?

so he likes to unzip his files on his laptop ?

He has a point but a good hat might cover it.
And I would argue that the porn he is so in love with does not originate in his computer but in the wall outlet into which it is plugged. The porn in there is powerfully electric.
I would advise him to remove the cover and "make love" to the innards of the source.

I say that the court ought to grant him relief in this one instance, and without setting a precedent for future cases, let him marry the laptop. Then look him up in two years and if that laptop isn't in perfect shape, arrest him for wifebeating and put him under the jail.

If corporations are people...Why not???

Someone's sneaking 'round the mouse pad
Could that someone be Mac the Wife?

At least he's not giving up his dignity.

If they break up and it was the computer from "2001 A Space Odessey" it would be "HALimony".

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