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May 20, 2014


Not this blog.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)


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They should have arrested the ATM. After all, it paid for sex

Has the ATM or the picnic table pressed charges?

I have heard that the 1st time you marry for love the 3nd you marry for money....

Amazingly, alcohol...etc.

I never realized ATM machines and picnic tables were that alluring.

But where did he stick his...? I mean, the only "input" slot on an ATM is awfully thin.

'He'll get splinters', Tom pointed out.

Ironically, he'll probably have to use an ATM to get the bail money.

He's STILL AVAILABLE, ladies....

And by the way, he likes thinsg with money and wood...

No, no, no. First you gotta buy her a few drinks and ask for her PIN number.

Strange world indeed.

Maybe he thought it was a Sperm Bank?

As the Good Book says, "The love of money is the root of all misdemeanor charges".

Substantial penalty for early withdrawl.

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