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May 22, 2014

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Chuck E. Cheese to Strap Oculus Rift Headsets on to Children's Tiny Heads

(Thanks to funny man)

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I thought Chuck E. Cheese restaurants were already a virtual reality. This is just another toy for adults to fight over.

I'm proud to say that, despite having raised 3 kids through the '90s and '00s, I have never once set foot in a Chuck E. Cheese. Neither has Mrs. Socks. My kids have only been there once. A babysitter took them.

Huge rats. Ear-bleeding volume. And now each child becomes a Whac-A-Mole. It just keeps getting better and better. Dave will LOVE taking Dylan.

Pizza, soda, cake, and nine-year-olds do not mix with nausea-inducing technology.

Hand this writer the Nobel Prize.

Perhaps if the parents wore them, the adult fist fights would all be virtual.

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