NOT TO MENTION THE SURGE IN HANDCUFF SALES
'Fifty Shades effect' blamed for rise in sexually transmitted diseases among over-50s
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger and Rob Simbeck)
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'Fifty Shades effect' blamed for rise in sexually transmitted diseases among over-50s
(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger and Rob Simbeck)
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Just ewwwwwwwwww.
Posted by: HogsAteMySister | May 28, 2014 at 07:13 PM
They must be listening to it on tape, because they're too dumb to read.
Posted by: Clankie | May 28, 2014 at 07:14 PM
White tails and ties is so classic.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 28, 2014 at 07:46 PM
Infectious disease doctors are now seeing ooze that is 50 shades of green.
Posted by: Heywood | May 28, 2014 at 09:10 PM
"They must be listening to it on tape, because they're too dumb to read."
Clankie, the books themselves are too dumb to read. I flipped through the first one out of curiosity and gave up after the first few chapters; I've seen YA novels with better writing and deeper characters.
Of course, that might be because "Fifty Shades of Grey" was orignally, so it's said, written as a piece of Twilight fan-fic; the original version is reportedly still available online if you've the stomach to go looking for it. (H.P. Lovecraft's observation that there are some things man was never meant to know applies here, I think.)
Posted by: Wes S. | May 28, 2014 at 10:01 PM
...not to mention an increase in pulled muscles.
I think Dave's take on 50 SHADES in his new book said all that needed to be said and I applaud him for having the fortitude to actually read the entire
piece of crapthing.This beer's for you, Dave.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 29, 2014 at 07:31 AM
There's an enjoyable short e-book called "Fifty Shades of Stupid" that made me laugh a lot and dissects "Grey" on many levels. Author: Poupón Grey. :)
Posted by: Allen at Division | May 29, 2014 at 09:09 AM
I'm just going to stick with Dave's review of this stupid book.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 29, 2014 at 10:56 AM
Heh. You said "surge."
Posted by: padraig | May 29, 2014 at 11:34 AM
I have friends who can't mention that book without giggling.
Posted by: Marquis de Sade | May 29, 2014 at 12:47 PM
I asked my dog if he'd read "Fifty Shades" and he said, "Nah, it's all gray."
Posted by: Steve | May 29, 2014 at 04:48 PM