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And stay off their lawn.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 30, 2014 at 12:42 PM
"You and your gun couldn't hold up your pants...blah, blah blah."
Posted by: manual tomato | May 30, 2014 at 02:21 PM
A robber that drives a Lexus? I'm not surprised he didn't think to look in her purse. That's usually the last place you find money. Oh wait...... I truly believe our crooks are getting dumber.
Posted by: nursecindy | May 30, 2014 at 02:23 PM
Is our home invaders learning? Not!
"Maybe between the two of us we could have taken him down. I don't know. But he ain't going to get my money. I know that," Betty said.
You go, Betty!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2014 at 03:10 PM
The Geezer Bus is always the safest way to travel.
Posted by: The Minx | May 30, 2014 at 03:31 PM
Don't those elderly people have anything better to do than hang around casinos and win money ?
Posted by: Clankie | May 30, 2014 at 04:53 PM
so now they've beaten a two-armed bandit
Posted by: ligirl | May 30, 2014 at 05:44 PM
she was 14, he was 19, it was 1948.
Posted by: oneblankspace | May 30, 2014 at 05:50 PM
I did the math on their marrieage dates too One. Hey back then you got married. Today you go to jail.
Posted by: LeDud | May 30, 2014 at 07:22 PM
Or perhaps she is still lying about her age.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 31, 2014 at 08:39 AM
I'm 85 years old. I'm Superman.
Posted by: Clankie | May 31, 2014 at 03:59 PM
Send them to Washington! And make Betty head of the Treasury.
"Maybe between the two of us we could have taken him down. I don't know. But he ain't going to get my money. I know that," Betty said.
Posted by: Guin | May 31, 2014 at 07:20 PM