IF THIS WERE ACTUALLY TRUE, THEY WOULDN'T HAVE CATS

Cat People Are Smarter Than Dog People, New Study Shows

(Thanks to Rick Day)

Comments

[manual tomato]

Chuckle at Dave 'Chuckle' Barry.

[Jeff Meyerson]

Now if you said cats were smarter than dogs you'd get no argument.

[Cheesewiz]

Poppycocker-spaniel.

[Not My Usual Alias]

I confess to adding another kitten to the family census. I'm pretty sure it is a minion of a cat named Knives.

[oneblankspace]

If you have a cat, you get to read books and get smarter. If you have a dog, you have to take the dog outside for walks and meet more people.

One of the lies of Bill Clinton during the 1992 campaign was that he was a cat person. No, Chelsea was the cat person, and when she left for college 2400 miles away, he got a dog. When he left the White House, he kept the dog but gave the cat to a staffer.

The current president, when first elected to the Oval Office, had neither cat nor dog nor fish.

[Steve]

I like cats.
I like dogs.
I am ambidextrous.
I am confuse.

[Riverview Dude]

If you have a dog they own you

If you have a cat then you are on staff

[Clankie]

Low maintenance is smart.

[Layzeeboy]

I can't be that smart. Mrs. Layzee's cats allow me to live in their house.

[nursecindy]

I have 2 cats and 2 dogs. One of my cats is definitely smarter than the dogs. The other one thinks he's a dog and will even sit up and beg for food. I think he needs a Catologist. I found my smarter cat after someone threw her out of a moving car when she was 2 weeks old. I sincerely hope they rot in H#ll for doing that to her.

[Suzie Q. Wacvet]

What if I'm bipetual?

[ligirl]

luv it suzie q!

[oneblankspace]

Dog: He loves me, feeds me, takes care of me. He must be god!

Cat: He loves me, feeds me, takes care of me. I must be god!

[LeDud]

Lassie...Rin-Tin-Tin....what do cats have ? Garfield ? Morriss ? Give me a break.

[Ralph]

There's probably a pet that's superior to dogs and cats, but I haven't been able to acquire the missing lynx.

[Frank Davuco]

Cat People? There's a movie for that.

[Wes S.]

I'm guessing a cat person was responsible for the study...

[PirateBoy]

LeDud: Cats have Sockington, and the Socks Army. Join the 1.2 million of us who follow him on twitter.

[Kristina L]

I prefer cats; they don't have to be walked, and they don't always pester you for affection. I do like dogs, too.

[Loudmouth]

Al I've got to say is "Woof, arf, arf, woof, grrrr".

[Nicholas]

I prefer dogs. They like to go on walks and they like hanging around people to get attention. I do like cats though.

Funny how one person's negative is another's positive. :)