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He can also vote in Chicago.
Posted by: AnonyCo | May 28, 2014 at 06:06 PM
Guru on ice, it's nice.
Posted by: Loudmouth | May 28, 2014 at 06:36 PM
Another job for the Oregon Highway Department?
Posted by: daisyj | May 28, 2014 at 06:52 PM
General Franco is still meditating.
Posted by: Clankie | May 28, 2014 at 07:16 PM
Tell him "don't be such a baby and get on the cart."
Posted by: Heywood | May 28, 2014 at 09:13 PM
hey they still have Mao/Stalin ready for a comeback. Always stick the stake thru the heart, .. alot.
Posted by: billb | May 28, 2014 at 10:48 PM
"His body is currently contained in a commercial freezer at their Ashram."
Guru on Ice. Soon to be a Disney
mishaptheme show.Posted by: funny man | May 28, 2014 at 11:29 PM
Man, are they re-enacting the dead parrot skit from Monty Python? Because it sure sound like it...
Do India-citizens seek to curry favor, or do they
simply favor curry?
Posted by: zamasama | May 28, 2014 at 11:33 PM
Sadly for the deceased, our culture had the same problem letting John Kennedy die. Though I knew Shri Ashutosh Maharaj, and he was no John Kennedy...
Posted by: Capisce | May 29, 2014 at 06:03 AM
Seriously guys, he's dead. Not funny.
Posted by: Andy Kaufman | May 29, 2014 at 08:20 AM
Not quite dead yet. He got better!
Posted by: Monty's python | May 29, 2014 at 10:03 AM
Thaw him out, wait ten days for him to wake up, then ask him if he's alive or dead.
Unless he is the reincarnation of the Dread Pirate Roberts, it should be clear.
Posted by: Steve | May 29, 2014 at 10:11 AM
There is a long tradition of folks being in deep meditative states. If I had more motivation I would look up the article in Religion Index about leaders who have gone years in a deep state, emerging to speak again.
Then again, if I had motivation I'd have to learn to lose it to achieve the next level of consciousness.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 29, 2014 at 11:55 AM
Amateurs. Everyone knows you're supposed to avoid this problem by placing an "I'M NOT DED" sign in your lap as you get settled.
Posted by: Richard the Weasel-Hearted | May 30, 2014 at 08:44 PM